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Funny Pickup lines.

Originally posted by: Manzelle
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.


If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Hey baby, did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! <--- My personal favorite...

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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"Tune in Tokyo"

Then make the hand motion like your going for the nips.

Or my personal favorite.


"Wanna be my DNA dumpster?"

Thats a auto slap in the face with that one.
 
On a piece of napkin passed to a girl at the bar:

I'm doing research on pickup lines, please select the worst:

1) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2) Come here often?
3) I'm doing research on pickup lines
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Originally posted by: digitalsnare
Do you wash your clothes in Windex???

Cause I can see myself in your pants....
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Horrid. It's better when used as, "Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
 
Originally posted by: cobalt
Originally posted by: digitalsnare
Do you wash your clothes in Windex???

Cause I can see myself in your pants....
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Horrid. It's better when used as, "Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
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ok ok, you win there
 
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

Are you busy tonight at 3 a.m.?

I have only three months to live...

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

4562
 
Hey, I seem to have lost my dog, will you help me look?

Sure

Thanks, I think it ran into this cheap hotel room......
 
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