FUNNY OF THE DAY! (Does this kid have the worst case of ADD or what?)

[KarenMarie]

Hahahahaha!

I wonder what his parents said (or would say) after reading that!!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha! :beer:

 

[MaxFusion16]

he's smart, but apparently perceives differently. I have a friend like that, he can just ramble on and on about some random non sense, however, he speaks eloquently. To top it off, he scored 1580 on the SAT. So he's just different, perhaps a savant.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

schools are definately going down hill

 

[Crazymofo]

They use ballons and rockets and their imagination and determination and research money and they put it all in the mixing bowl and they mix in storms - storms with lightning - and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they're lucky of measurements about lightning from the storm?

Now that is one heck of a sentence!

 

[DannyBoy]

lmao

 

[element]

Jeremy spoke in claaaass todaaayyyy...

"One of the thing they have names for is for people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that word would be "fisherman". But we don't.

lol, this is funny on so many levels it is sad. You might say he's retarded for contradicting himself by saying there is no word for it and then using the word fisherman. Or you might say he's brilliant because he's taking a jab at political correctness, since women fisher "people" would object to the word fisherman. lol

 

[sparkyclarky]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo

They use ballons and rockets and their imagination and determination and research money and they put it all in the mixing bowl and they mix in storms - storms with lightning - and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they're lucky of measurements about lightning from the storm?

Now that is one heck of a sentence!

You haven't read any Greek

 

[Evadman]

The second one seems to be 100% stream of consciousness.

 

[Phokus]

Bump for everyone who didn't see it the first time!

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: element®
Jeremy spoke in claaaass todaaayyyy...

"One of the thing they have names for is for people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that word would be "fisherman". But we don't.

lol, this is funny on so many levels it is sad. You might say he's retarded for contradicting himself by saying there is no word for it and then using the word fisherman. Or you might say he's brilliant because he's taking a jab at political correctness, since women fisher "people" would object to the word fisherman. lol

I personally think that he's not so deep

 

[DainBramaged]

OMG, that kid stole my thesis.

 

[Looney]

LOLOLOL OMG that's the funniest thing i've read in awhile. What grade level is that? I'm assuming it's at least grade 8, since he used words like 'satiate' and 'contend', but that's hilarious even if it's lower than that.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

taht was teh funnays!!! that made my b-day twice as good

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
taht was teh funnays!!! that made my b-day twice as good

Happy Birthday, you religious nut!

 

[ClueLis]

Imagine, fighting the power of the gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, this didn't work and everyone died.

Bwahahaha.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

That kid should be running for president

 

[Ornery]

• Won't someone please think of the trees? :Q

 

[dighn]

OMG WTF BBQ my stomach aches now from all the laughing

he has some kinda fixation with the destruction of trees

this goes into archive

 

[DrumminBoy]

haha, great one liners in there. I wonder what this kid's story is

 

[halik]

HAHAHAHAH that was soo great,

I love the satyre in that, its so purposely senseless

 

[JRS4224]

"Benjamin Franklin is a founding father. He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity."

Im going to use that line in my next paper no matter what.

 

[79Blazer]

That's beautiful.


At thier own peril!!!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Ornery

• Won't someone please think of the trees? :Q

I don't know, after reading those I had a sudden urge to knock down some trees

 

[Cyberian]

I have a nagging suspicion that this whole thing is a goof.
He's got some real zingers in there, like the 'fisherman', Ben Franklin, the formation of El Nino, and others.

I think it's too funny to be just stupidity.