Funny names

[GoldenBear]

I'm very uncreative and horrible at this stuff, so I'll just steal some Simpsons and various other stuff.

Last name Jazz, first name Hugh.
Last name O'Problem, first name Bea.
Last name Rection, first name Hugh G.

 

[gooseman]

Another from the Simpsons: 1st name Homer, Last name Sexual


How about:
1st name Bobby, Last name Socks

 

[yakko]

The guy I sat next to in high school biology. Mike Hunt.

 

[whiterice33]

Last name Bear, first name Golden

 

[GoldenBear]

HAha

 

[Sacotool]

There is a guy listed in the phone book in my town, his name is Hugh G. Rection (Burlington, MA) I saw his name once when I was looking for something else in the White Pages. I found it on www.switchboard.com too

http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cginbr.dll?ID=41886341&FUNC=MORE&MEM=1&TYPE=1008



edit - notice the thing that says "Did you go to school with Hugh G. Rection?" hahahahah

 

[GoldenBear]

Oh man, that's hilarious!!

Imagine making a crank call there asking for that name..

 

[Panakk]

did you people watch 'Meet the Parents'

First Name: Gaylord
Middle Name: Martha
Last Name: Fokker

 

[Sacotool]

One of these days I'd like to knock on Mr. Rections door and see who he is, his road is only about 2 miles from here, lol

 

[mastaki11a]

Wasn't his girlfriends name Martha, not his middle name?

 

[Tates]

I remember a kid in high school who gave his name as Yurasis Dragon, in the yearbook.

 

[87horsepower]

Conni Lingus

 

[CichliSuite]

Adolph Oliver-Nipple

Tippa Midyck

Heywood Jablowmie


...just some I know.

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

Dick Fitzwell
Harry Ballzania
Cravin Moorehead
Phil McCrevis
Clyde Toris

 

[datalink7]

A guy I know in highschool is named Micheal Jackson.

I mean, come on. If you have the last name jackson, don't name your kid micheal.

 

[somethingwitty]

richard finder (supposedly, a buddy of mine knows a doctor by that name.)

 

[N8Magic]

There used to be a listing for Richard Licker in the phone book here...

 

[prodigy]

Mike Rotch

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

cash register. i just happened to be looking in the phone book for something and i noticed it. its actually listed as jo ann and cash so it doesnt seem so obvious. anyways...

http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cginbr.dll?ID=2245089&FUNC=MORE&MEM=1&TYPE=1008

 

[Dandaman]

Eric Shin

Michael Chu (you have to know korean to appreciate this one)

 

[joohang]

<< Michael Chu (you have to know korean to appreciate this one) >>


I don't get it.

 

[Dandaman]

gochu is a man's private part in korean...does that help?

 

[joohang]

Ahh..

OK that was a tough one. I had to pronounce it fast and the &quot;right&quot; way. I normally wouldn't read that name that way.