Funny Michael Jordan story....

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

You realize of course that "out-of-town heartthrob" is a euphemism for "out-of-town fvckbuddy", right? And given the fact that I don't think I'll have too many chances to screw Alba I'd finish up my date in a hurry with a BS excuse like "I gotta get up early tomorrow" to go over to Alba's hotel and bone her.

 

[Transition]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

If you're married it's a different situation. I'm talking if i were in a short-term relationship that i didn't have an extroidinary bond to, that it would take massive pecker control to prevent me from boning Alba.

Does such control exist?

Yea, apparently DAGTA can. Such power can be contained only with the Schwartz.

[/spaceballs]

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

If you're married it's a different situation. I'm talking if i were in a short-term relationship that i didn't have an extroidinary bond to, that it would take massive pecker control to prevent me from boning Alba.

Does such control exist?

Yea, apparently DAGTA can. Such power can be contained only with the Schwartz.

[/spaceballs]

LOL. The force is strong with DAGTA!

 

[Transition]

This thread has officially been hijacked.

 

[broon]

You guys know this isn't a real story don't you?

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
LOL. The force is strong with DAGTA!

:laugh:

It all has to do with your roommate's cousin's sister's mother's nephew's grandmother's neighbor's son!

 

[kermalou]

when i used to go to UCSB (Class of 2000), he held his summer camp there and bartended at a couple of local places a couple of times.

there were many stories about him and what he would do, then a girl I knew told me a stroy of how and her friend had an orgy with MJ.

i know that it was the truth, she was a hooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Deadtrees]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Jordan's an ass, he's just good about keeping up a public image

And I'm sure you personally know him for you to say that.

 

[CoolTech]

Originally posted by: kermalou
when i used to go to UCSB (Class of 2000), he held his summer camp there and bartended at a couple of local places a couple of times.

there were many stories about him and what he would do, then a girl I knew told me a stroy of how and her friend had an orgy with MJ.

i know that it was the truth, she was a hooooooooooooooooooooo.

omg, rofl

 

[sirspotti]

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

The bologna pony? Maybe I'm wrong but I thought that term referred to a female body part.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Jordan's an ass, he's just good about keeping up a public image

QFT!!!!!!

 

[Sheepathon]

he can sure handle his balls, though

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: kermalou
when i used to go to UCSB (Class of 2000), he held his summer camp there and bartended at a couple of local places a couple of times.

MJ tends bar?