Funny Michael Jordan story....

[CoolTech]

Jordan

 

[tm37]

Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: tm37
Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: tm37
Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

The last line seems good enough:

Now that's what I call pus*y control.

 

[broon]

Shens. Seen it before.

 

[Mo0o]

Jordan's an ass, he's just good about keeping up a public image

 

[NFS4]

Is this the story about MJ stealing some dude's ho at a club?

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: tm37
Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: tm37
Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

Guy meets his date a resturant.
Date is already there surrounded by MJ and his group.
Pissing contest between MJ and guy.
MJ offers to pick the girl up after guy drops her off.
Guy drops her off, kisses goodnight.
Girl avoids question of whether or not she saw MJ after being dropped off.
Girl spends more days in city with MJ and crew.
Guy foolishly believes girl didn't spread her legs for MJ.

 

[CoolTech]

lol, good synopsis, but the guy tells it like a short story, his word usage, etc. makes it a lot better than those notes.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: tm37
Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

Guy meets his date a resturant.
Date is already there surrounded by MJ and his group.
Pissing contest between MJ and guy.
MJ offers to pick the girl up after guy drops her off.
Guy drops her off, kisses goodnight.
Girl avoids question of whether or not she saw MJ after being dropped off.
Girl spends more days in city with MJ and crew.
Guy foolishly believes girl didn't spread her legs for MJ.

Umm... I read the end as an implication that he knew she did.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: tm37
Wow that is long.

Cliffs?

Guy meets his date a resturant.
Date is already there surrounded by MJ and his group.
Pissing contest between MJ and guy.
MJ offers to pick the girl up after guy drops her off.
Guy drops her off, kisses goodnight.
Girl avoids question of whether or not she saw MJ after being dropped off.
Girl spends more days in city with MJ and crew.
Guy foolishly believes girl didn't spread her legs for MJ.

Umm... I read the end as an implication that he knew she did.

Perhaps. Either way, the guy is stupid for being pissed at MJ. The problem is his date. If she's the kind of woman that would do that, then he's just dodging a bullet by 'losing' her anyway.

 

[CoolTech]

i think at least 75% of women would do the same thing, subtlely hoe it up in the presence of a famous or powerful person.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: CoolTech
i think at least 75% of women would do the same thing, subtlely hoe it up in the presence of a famous or powerful person.

Sounds about right.

 

[PanzerIV]

Sucks for him but I agree most women would jump at the opportunity. Power and money attracts them in droves. Looks like he just had a run of extraordinary bad luck that proved what kind of girl his old flame really was.

 

[Transition]

You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Sucks for him but I agree most women would jump at the opportunity. Power and money attracts them in droves. Looks like he just had a run of extraordinary bad luck that proved what kind of girl his old flame really was.

So you're saying if Jessica Alba was hitting on you while you were in company of an out-of-town fvckbuddy you wouldn't take the opportunity to do her?

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

You had to bring up Alba!


Of course I would

 

[Transition]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Sucks for him but I agree most women would jump at the opportunity. Power and money attracts them in droves. Looks like he just had a run of extraordinary bad luck that proved what kind of girl his old flame really was.

So you're saying if Jessica Alba was hitting on you while you were in company of an out-of-town fvckbuddy you wouldn't take the opportunity to do her?

Beat you to it by a minute originally!

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Sucks for him but I agree most women would jump at the opportunity. Power and money attracts them in droves. Looks like he just had a run of extraordinary bad luck that proved what kind of girl his old flame really was.

So you're saying if Jessica Alba was hitting on you while you were in company of an out-of-town fvckbuddy you wouldn't take the opportunity to do her?

Beat you to it by a minute originally!

I know I thought it quite funny you both used the same person as an example. Given your example I definitely would.

 

[Transition]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

If you're married it's a different situation. I'm talking if i were in a short-term relationship that i didn't have an extroidinary bond to, that it would take massive pecker control to prevent me from boning Alba.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

If you're married it's a different situation. I'm talking if i were in a short-term relationship that i didn't have an extroidinary bond to, that it would take massive pecker control to prevent me from boning Alba.

Yes, and I'm talking about both situations. If I'm out on a date with a woman, she has my attention.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

If you're married it's a different situation. I'm talking if i were in a short-term relationship that i didn't have an extroidinary bond to, that it would take massive pecker control to prevent me from boning Alba.

Does such control exist?

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Transition
You can't tell me if Jessica Alba showed up and wanted to ride your bologna pony that you wouldn't dump your date in a second. I know i would.

Edit: Point being, the same principle applies cross-gender.

Nope. A few people in this world still believe in loyalty and integrity. Granted, he and the girl weren't in a relationship. However, she WAS out on a date with him.

If you're married it's a different situation. I'm talking if i were in a short-term relationship that i didn't have an extroidinary bond to, that it would take massive pecker control to prevent me from boning Alba.

Does such control exist?

Yes