Funny Michael Jackson joke I heard from a friend today

[everman]

Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year olds?


Because there's 20 of them!

 

[Horus]

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new clothing line, "Jacco?"

Yeah, he's getting into boy's pants.

 

[ProviaFan]

LOL :laugh:

 

[HaxorNubcake]

Originally posted by: everman
Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year olds?


Because there's 20 of them!

You have to spell out 29 for that to work...

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
One's dangerous for kids to play with, the other is made of plastic.

dosen't work because MJ is also made from plastic

you ruined it...its supposed to be one is dangerous for children to play with AND plastic, the other is a bag

 

[Engineer]

hehe!

Why did the health department shut down Michael Jackson's restaurant?

Said it was illegal to sell 46 year old meat between 14 year old buns! :Q

 

Originally posted by: keeleysam
0/10 because hes innocent.

Anyone with $10M+ is innocent.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: dwell

Originally posted by: keeleysam
0/10 because hes innocent.

Anyone with $10M+ is innocent.

:Q

 

[Legend]

Some of these are pretty funny.

Anyone with $10M+ is innocent.

I'd like to think anyone is innocent until proven guilty.

MJ could have been guilty...but where's the proof? Because he looks weird? Gotta do better than that.

 

Originally posted by: Legend
Some of these are pretty funny.

Anyone with $10M+ is innocent.

I'd like to think anyone is innocent until proven guilty.

MJ could have been guilty...but where's the proof? Because he looks weird? Gotta do better than that.

If Jacko were some garbageman he'd be walking the dorm in a skirt right now.

 

[Legend]

If Jacko was a garbageman the family wouldn't have ever tried to sue for money because there isn't any.

However, I agree that if such a case took place and the man was really innocent that his poverty could ruin him.

 

[NTB]

Then there's always the crack a guy on a local radio station here came up with a few years back:

How did Michael Jackson go from being a good-looking young black man to a butt-ugly old white woman?



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