Funny Michael Jackson joke I heard from a friend today

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FreshPrince

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Joe got a new radio for his car that comes with a cool voice activation feature. So he went for a ride and tried it out.

first he called out pop and it switched to a station playing recent pop music.

then he called out rock and it switched to a rock station.

right then and there a bunch of kids ran out of no where and caused him to come to a screeching halt.

he yelled out "fscking kids"! and the radio started playing Michael Jackson songs :p ;) :D
 
Platypus

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Not as funny as 'How are Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds alike? ... They both slap their meat on 12 year old buns.'
 
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MercenaryForHire

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until puberty to come all over a young boy's face.

Substitute "Catholic Priest" for MJ if you're just going to whine about him being found innocent.

- M4H
 
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mAdMaLuDaWg

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
One's dangerous for kids to play with, the other is made of plastic.
 
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Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
One's dangerous for kids to play with, the other is made of plastic.
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dosen't work because MJ is also made from plastic
 
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until puberty to come all over a young boy's face.

Substitute "Catholic Priest" for MJ if you're just going to whine about him being found innocent.

- M4H
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OMGOMGOMG
 
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