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So there are 2 brothers, 4 and 6 years of age. Prior to heading downstairs for breakfast, the 6 year old converses with the 4 year old. The 6 year old starts off "Hey, I think is about time we start using swear words, we are old enough!". The 4 year old nods his head with excitement.
6 year old "Ok then, you use the word "ass" in a sentence and I will use the word "Hell".
4 year old nods his head in agreement.
They head downstairs and sit at the breakfast table. The mother turns in the direction of the 6 year old and asks him what he would like for breakfast.
"Aww hell ma, I guess I'll have Cheerios"
The mother, furious, yells at the 6 year old and chases him to his room, swatting at his behind. The 4 year old can hear the 6 year olds cry of terror.
The mother comes back to the 4 year old and apologizes for what he has seen, then proceedes with "What would you like?"
"I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it wont be Cheerios!"
6 year old "Ok then, you use the word "ass" in a sentence and I will use the word "Hell".
4 year old nods his head in agreement.
They head downstairs and sit at the breakfast table. The mother turns in the direction of the 6 year old and asks him what he would like for breakfast.
"Aww hell ma, I guess I'll have Cheerios"
The mother, furious, yells at the 6 year old and chases him to his room, swatting at his behind. The 4 year old can hear the 6 year olds cry of terror.
The mother comes back to the 4 year old and apologizes for what he has seen, then proceedes with "What would you like?"
"I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it wont be Cheerios!"
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