Little Johnny Goes Hunting (Rated R)
Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an
old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back
and forth in his rocking chair. The old man said, "Whatcha
got there son?"
Johnny said, "Got me some chicken wire."
"Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son?" asked the old
man.
"Gonna catch me some chickens!" said Johnny.
"You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" said the
oldster. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on
down the street.
About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old
man's front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the
chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldn't believe
his eyes.
About a half hour later, Johnny was again walking past the
old man's porch. "Whatcha got now son?"
"Got me some duct tape."
"And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?" the old man
asked.
"Gonna catch me some ducks!"
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" said the old man.
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.
About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks
tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his
eyes in disbelief.
About a half hour later, Johnny again was passing the porch.
"Whatcha got now son?" asked the old man.
Johnny said, "Got me some pussy willow."
The old man said, "WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!"
Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an
old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back
and forth in his rocking chair. The old man said, "Whatcha
got there son?"
Johnny said, "Got me some chicken wire."
"Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son?" asked the old
man.
"Gonna catch me some chickens!" said Johnny.
"You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" said the
oldster. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on
down the street.
About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old
man's front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the
chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldn't believe
his eyes.
About a half hour later, Johnny was again walking past the
old man's porch. "Whatcha got now son?"
"Got me some duct tape."
"And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?" the old man
asked.
"Gonna catch me some ducks!"
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" said the old man.
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.
About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks
tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his
eyes in disbelief.
About a half hour later, Johnny again was passing the porch.
"Whatcha got now son?" asked the old man.
Johnny said, "Got me some pussy willow."
The old man said, "WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!"
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