Funny Joke

[DanTMWTMP]

hehe pretty amusing

 

[Mo0o]

Hahahaha

 

[Dubb]

old....


I like this one, which my geeky structures GSI repeated (somewhat incorrectly) to us the other day:

A texan, a canadian, and a guy from michigan are horseback riding through the wilderness. after a bit, the texan pulls out a bottle of premium tequila, opens it, takes a drink, then throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it. The canadian goes, "what the %$(*&( did you do that for, there was plenty of good tequila left in there!" To which the texan replies, "awww, we've got plenty of good tequila down in texas, you know, we've got that mexican connection just across the border, it really isn't anything to toss tequila aside where I come from." Not wanting to be outdone, a little while later the canadian pulls out a bottle of fine champange, takes a sip, then throws it up in the air and shoots it, which gets a similar reaction from the texan: "what did you do that for, that was a great bottle of champagne, and you could have at least saved that beautiful bottle." to which the canadian smugly replies: " eh, you know, in canada, we've got all those french people, we get all kinds of french food and drink either made in canada or imported cheaply, it's nothing to get upset over." A bit later, the guy from michigan pulls out a fine microbrewed beer, takes a drink, then pauses...looks at the other two, then finishes the beer, puts it back in his saddlebag, and shoots the canadian. The texan is shocked. "what did you shoot that nice fella for?" to which the guy from michigan replies, "well, where I come from, canadians are a dime a dozen, and bottles are worth ten cents."

 

[nakedfrog]

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
It left out the part where Bush chokes on a Pringle, accidentally hooks his thumb, and falls in the water.

Hmmm 22 posts down. I was surprised it took that long.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: Gibson486
roger that, i got a 404......

check me too.Come back with the funny if found.over and out

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: Ausm
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Island in his Pope mobile when suddenly he noticed a frantic commotion just off shore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from
the jaws of a 25 foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with
two men aboard. One of the men, President Bush, quickly fired a harpoon
into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then, using
baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately, the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I
give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
there was bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I
have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick, "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has all of God's wisdom."

"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about Texas shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"

pretty good, i enjoyed heres a

:beer: for you

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: hatim
9/10! :thumbsup:

 

[imported_JeReMY]

8/10

 

[tfinch2]

lmao 10/10!