funny joke! must read!

[MeanMeosh]

Stalin is giving a speech in a small auditorium. During a pause, someone in the audience sneezes. Looking up, Stalin asks,

"Who sneezed?"

Noone answers. Stalin orders the guards to escort the last three rows of people outside, where they are executed. Stalin then asks,

"Now, who sneezed?"

Again, noone answers. Again, Stalin orders the guards to escort the last three rows outside. Shots are heard. Again, Stalin asks,

"Now! Who sneezed??"

A small, bespectacled man in the second row raises his hand and says,

"Um, I did, comrade."

To which Stalin replies,

"Bless you."

... and then continues his speech.

 

[yakko]

haha

 

[wfbberzerker]

thats awesome

 

[MeanMeosh]

more:

This Newfie (Newfinland person) is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again, "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!"

The Newf looks around and says, "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
more:

This Newfie (Newfinland person) is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again, "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!"

The Newf looks around and says, "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"

heh heh.

It's Newfoundland, BTW.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
more:

This Newfie (Newfinland person) is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again, "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!"

The Newf looks around and says, "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"

ehh... not as good as the stalin one.

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

Stalin one was great, that arena one was kinda lame in comparison.

 

[Zim Hosein]

"Bless you."
... and then continues his speech.

LMAO

 

[MeanMeosh]

bump for the mornin people

 

[cmdavid]

Originally posted by: yakko
haha

 

[isasir]

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, ?So, who?s gonna? tell his wife??
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don?t make a bad situation any worse.
?Discreet? I?m the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me.?
Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares, ?Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.?
The wife says, ?Tell him to drop dead!?
?I?ll go tell him.? says Goldberg.