FUNNY - help this guy get laid!!!

[RussianSensation]

A Virgins Plea

This is hilarious: this guy needs 5 million hits before his blonde friend will help him lose his virginity or he is her slave for a full week!

 

[astrocase]

The rate the counter is increasing is impressive.

 

[imported_Mike]

That chick is hot

 

[zanieladie]

*sigh*

 

[RussianSensation]

There is a rumor this is going to be in NY times on Saturday...lol it was just too funny that some guy would actually post something like this online to help Others get him laid.

 

[Akhen]

haha thats great

 

[Syringer]

Which ATOTer is this?

 

[Gamer X]

R

 

[QED]

Major shens.

Don't people take the hint after the "I'm going to kill and eat Toby the bunny" and "I need a million hits to get my girlfriend to have a threesome with me" crapolo a few months back?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: astrocase
The rate the counter is increasing is impressive.

Someone's got to have a script running or something...

 

[Dissipate]

Originally posted by: RussianSensation
There is a rumor this is going to be in NY times on Saturday...lol it was just too funny that some guy would actually post something like this online to help Others get him laid.

He took out an ad? lmao

 

[astrocase]

I've seen these before but usually they had some kind of ad so that they were making money off the hits. I doubt the T-shirt is making him money so maybe he's really a 25 year old loser who can't get laid without this....

 

[ballmode]

LOL

 

[Vinfinite]

lol wtf

 

[KillerCharlie]

His counter counts hits, not unique visitors... he could just have someone refresh it a couple million times.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

If he'd post more pics of that chick he'd hit 5 million tomorrow. So he's a virgin and an idiot.

I love the comments on his myspace acct. LOL

 

[The Batt?sai]

what a retard. i hope his friend says 'just kidding' if he gets 5 million hits

 

[PhoenixOrion]

ok.

click and bump.

 

[SampSon]

If this is real there is no way this guy isn't going to bang that girl.

Fortunatly for her, he will only last 2 or 3 pumps.

 

[imported_Mike]

With all the money he is putting into this, I wonder if the chick realizes this makes her a hooker?

 

[ballmode]

bump again

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

And what's the payoff for us looking at his crappy site? Do we get a vid of the event?

I put the over/under at 8 seconds. Any takers?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
His counter counts hits, not unique visitors... he could just have someone refresh it a couple million times.

"I keep hitting refresh, but the count is not going up! Well, I saw a lot of people who kept refreshing the page driving the count up really high. While I like the thought behind this, it really isn't fair to her, and I don't want to cheat my way into the sack."

 

[So]

Why in gods name does he have a FORUM!!?!!??!

 

[Troll4Hire]

If he is succesful in getting 5,000,000 hits, then he needs to prove it by making a video for the internet. He should also consider doing a live web cast of the event.