Funny GW Bush joke

[NFS4]

Don't know if it's a repost, but my dad has been sending me a bunch of funny stuff in emails

A British doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says: "Thats' nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A russian doctor says: "In my country,medicine so advanced. We can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be out done,says "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war.

 

[VTBigBear]

lol

nice Mr. Ace Reporter

 

[Harvey]

Not necessarily funny, but it's true.

 

[ElFenix]

heh, i've heard that one, still funny

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Harvey
Not necessarily funny, but it's true.

If I only had a brain

 

[jayglick]

I don't get it...

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: jayglick
I don't get it...

Is your last name Bush?

 

[Zebo]

Haha

I laugh everytime I think of him for some reason. His father was very smart, but if he is'nt proof that IQ is'nt inherited I don't know what is. I wonder if the authors of "Bell Curve" added an addendum to thier book because of GWB?

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Harvey
Not necessarily funny, but it's true.

I think you inverted order of "true" and "funny".

ZV

 

[Martin]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ......... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."

I have yet to see a funnier one!

 

[Torghn]

It's not the least bit true, but still funny.

 

[Swanny]

LMOA.

 

[Spudd]

You gotta admit, he does get tongue tied pretty easily, and embarrasses the country often.

 

[43st]

Originally posted by: Torghn
It's not the least bit true, but still funny.

So true. He has much less than half. Maybe an 1/8 on a good day when he's not choking on this own food.

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: Spudd
You gotta admit, he does get tongue tied pretty easily, and embarrasses the country often.

Have you heard Frank Lautenberg speak, by chance?

"Uh . . uh . . uh . . . uh . . . uh . . . uh . . . "

 

[Spudd]

Yeah, he sounds like a stuttering and incoherent old man. But he's not our prez. So, what's your point? Tit for tat? I don't care about Repugs vs. Demies.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ......... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."

I have yet to see a funnier one!

that was one of the funniest things i've ever herad....

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I thought you said this was funny

nik

 

[MrPhelps]

The American doctor, not to be out done,says "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Arkansas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war.


Correction, Time period for joke is during clinton administration.

 

[XZeroII]

The American doctor, not to be out done,says "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Arkansas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is having sex, and the other half suing the first half.