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Funny Engrish Story LMAO

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<< I'd at least give him a C for effort...lol i especially like the parts where he starts writing dialogue in chinese 😀 >>




LMAO!!!
 
That was funny as hell. But the many money said "Hell bank note!!" LMAO

Depending on how advanced the course is supposed to be, a D minus might have cut it.

 
Man, this kid's trilingual (Engrish, Japanese, Chinese) even though he can't translate between Japanese and Chinese (all those phrases in parantheses are the different translations). At least he can write katakana, hiragana, and some kanji, plus alphabets, plus some weapon of Jesus 🙂 , so that's better than a lot of you there if you think about it that way 😀 😀 😀
 


<< Then I took out my AK-47 to kill her, and she shouted, "RRRRRRRR!!" After few mins, the lift door don't open and I saw the ghost of the liftwomen. But I'm not afraid, because I'm a wizard, I used my magic to kill the ghost!! But she is colourless, then I used my "Real Eye" to look for the ghost. And I used my dark power took it to the hell, then the lift's door open!! >>

That must be why the grader didn't think it was realistic enough. LOL

The kid sounds like a shizphrenic 😀
 
<< Then I took out my AK-47 to kill her, and she shouted, "RRRRRRRR!!" After few mins, the lift door don't open and I saw the ghost of the liftwomen. But I'm not afraid, because I'm a wizard, I used my magic to kill the ghost!! But she is colourless, then I used my "Real Eye" to look for the ghost. And I used my dark power took it to the hell, then the lift's door open!! >>

he probably plays counterstrike...and Dungeons and Dragons 😀

hmm after glancing over it again...i don't think the grader was very good, they missed some of the mistakes 😀
 


<< Who else thought the "I" was "9" for most of the first page? >>



DITTO

I thought that *I* was a *9* then I sussed it out after a few lines!

Man I WANT SOME OF WHAT HES DRINKING!😀
 
Man, anything with that many of the word "ass" in it should get the kid about a week worth of ISS. Don't they teach common sense in school?

Do not use swear words in a graded school paper. Wow! What a novel concept:Q


Swan😕 <---- Is confused how people can be so dumb.
 
I want a weapon of the Jesus. It would be cool.

But anyway, the teacher should have not been so harsh on the kid; it's obvious English isn't his first language.
 
"ai oufur tu pursenulley tutar him" only for a small fee of hooking me up with a fine japanese/chinese/taiwanese whatever-nese girl.... 'em girls are fine
 
I'll translate.

the first part is japanese sop i don't know what he said.

the second part where he says this means translates into are you dead yet or are you ready to die.

third part translates into wizard/sorceror as it states in english next to it.

the following words are simular to hokus pocus.


 


<< the first part is japanese sop i don't know what he said. >>


at the very beginning, the girl says "baka" (idiot)

baka! yatta!... japanese is so fun 🙂
 
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