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Funny Ebay Auction

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.


Ha ha! Thats great!
 
I think the auction was a fake. I seem to recall someone just modified the text of an auction and posted it to their webpage.
 


<< I think the auction was a fake. I seem to recall someone just modified the text of an auction and posted it to their webpage. >>



Its still funny!
 


<< I think the auction was a fake. I seem to recall someone just modified the text of an auction and posted it to their webpage. >>



I remember it being real. It was posted on a free listing day on ebay.
 
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