Funny Corvette joke!

[virtueixi]

A mouse was walking through a field and heard screams for help. He ran up to a large hole in the ground and an elephant was at the bottom. He ran home and drove back with his Corvette. He tied a rope to the vette and threw the other end to the elephant , slammed the car into low gear and pulled the elephant out.

The next day the elephant was walking through the field and heard screams. He looked into the hole and there was the mouse, so he threw his big dick into the hole and the mouse climbed out.

The moral of the story.....If you've got a big dick you don't need a corvette!
😀

 

[GasX]

IBTRA

 

[IHYLN]

haha

 

[Mnementh]

So many variations of that joke have been posted so many times (and better) it's not even funny any more

0/10

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe 🙂

CHeers virtueixi :beer:

 

[AdamSnow]

8/10.

I told it to the office here, we all laughed... 🙂

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Mnementh
So many variations of that joke have been posted so many times (and better) it's not even funny any more

0/10

btw, IBTRA = In Before The Repost Alert...

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Mnementh
So many variations of that joke have been posted so many times (and better) it's not even funny any more

0/10

btw, IBTRA = In Before The Repost Alert...

I know 🙂 I don't normally mind joke reposts as a lot of people won't have heard them before but that one was poorly done and has been done many many times before...

 

[jcovercash]

This versions isnt funny, is mildly funny when the punch line for the horse is used.