A mouse was walking through a field and heard screams for help. He ran up to a large hole in the ground and an elephant was at the bottom. He ran home and drove back with his Corvette. He tied a rope to the vette and threw the other end to the elephant , slammed the car into low gear and pulled the elephant out.
The next day the elephant was walking through the field and heard screams. He looked into the hole and there was the mouse, so he threw his big dick into the hole and the mouse climbed out.
The moral of the story.....If you've got a big dick you don't need a corvette!

The next day the elephant was walking through the field and heard screams. He looked into the hole and there was the mouse, so he threw his big dick into the hole and the mouse climbed out.
The moral of the story.....If you've got a big dick you don't need a corvette!