Funny Bumper Stickers! Post your funny bumper stickers too! Brighten up this dreary Thursday!

[xboxist]

There are funny bumper stickers?

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: Soccer55
One of my favorites is: "My kid beat up your Honors student"

-Tom

I laugh my ass off everytime I see that

 

[Bryophyte]

The local Democratic party (was in Corvallis OR at the time) was giving out (selling?) bumper stickers that read "LICK BUSH IN '92"

My friend said that he wanted one, because he could cut off the "in '92" part after the election and would be left with "good advice." hehehe

 

[jst0ney]

At a public pool:

Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Lets keep it that way.


I went and peed in the pool just out of spite.

 

[Pastfinder]

"Support Bacteria, they are the only culture some people have"

"This is the part where you back away"

"The only difference between you and me is that I am watching the road"

 

[coolred]

"Horn not working, watch for finger"

Can't remember the exact wording on this one, but its something like.

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa, not screaming like the other 3 passengers in his car"

 

[johnjbruin]

Originally posted by: Pastfinder

"The only difference between you and me is that I am watching the road"

good one.

 

[Spook]

Well, i don't want to throw the rythme off too bad in this thread... These aren't bumper stickers as such, but they have some of the funniest slogans...

Despair

One of my favorites.... Potential

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: vi_edit


Along the same lines, I saw a bumper sticker that said "I still miss my ex, but at least my aim is improving".

Bah...that's my favorite!

 

[NTB]

I didn't vote for Clinton...or her husband.



Nate

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Spook
Well, i don't want to throw the rythme off too bad in this thread... These aren't bumper stickers as such, but they have some of the funniest slogans...

Despair

One of my favorites.... Potential

Oh, absolutely! I rotate various "Despair pictures" as my wallpaper at work. My boss loves it.

 

[Mean MrMustard]

"My other ride is your girlfriend"
"Eatin' ain't cheatin'"
"I like cats, dead ones"
"Friends help friends move. Best friends help friends move bodies."
"I hate cops"
"I have a great body, and it's in my trunk."

 

[MrDingleDangle]

my 2 favorites

I'm a Lush not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings


and my favorite

STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!

 

[Kelemvor]

I've always wanted to make my own that said:

If you can't drive in the SNOW
Get the !@^*$! out of Wisconsin!

 

[Kwatt]

On the back of a earthmover:

EARTH FIRST! We'll Strip Mine the other Planets Later



fi ouy anc eadr hist: You may be Dyslexic



Kwatt


OOPS

 

[Mucho]

Stop inbreeding ban country music.