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Funny and yet fitting horoscope

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NissanGurl

Golden Member
This was my horoscope

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22?Dec. 21)
You will discover a sound historical reason why we drive on parkways and park on driveways, but people will choose to cling to smug ignorance.

I've actually wondered this, only briefly.
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Check yours out and see if yours is entertaining

Onion Horoscope
 
Scorpio: (Oct. 24?Nov. 21)
It's not true that your best days are behind you. It's true that almost all of your days are behind you, but the best ones are yet to come.
 
Taurus: (April. 20?May 20)
You're not evil for contemplating murder. Everyone's done it at one time. You are, however, weak for not having the guts to actually go through with it.

 
Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
You'll once again lead the field in crashworthiness tests, but they're starting to take a toll on your health.
 
Aquarius: (Jan. 20?Feb. 18)
You don't mind having a girlfriend who likes to talk after sex, but the collect-call charges are really starting to add up.

 
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