Funniest website EVER!!

Ryan

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Oct 31, 2000
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ROTFLMAO! "This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random sh*t onto a paper as poorly as you can.<U> I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this.</U> F"
 

thawolfman

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Dec 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
ROTFLMAO! "This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random sh*t onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F"

ROFL :D:D:D
 

mchammer187

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Nov 26, 2000
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That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F

LMAO
 

Stallion

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May 4, 2000
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I hate to rain on everyones parade but as a dad of a young boy I think it's great when my kid draws me pictures. This guy is without a doubt an dipshit. I would like to be able to see how he feels when he has kids and they draw him pictures. Better yet maybe he will do us all some good and get fixed.
 

austonia

Senior member
Nov 16, 1999
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oh damn i laughed so hard it hurt. those kids should learn how to stay in the lines
 

MiataGirl

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Sep 2, 2002
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Originally posted by: Stallion
I hate to rain on everyones parade but as a dad of a young boy I think it's great when my kid draws me pictures. This guy is without a doubt an dipshit. I would like to be able to see how he feels when he has kids and they draw him pictures. Better yet maybe he will do us all some good and get fixed.

it's satire! don't take him so seriously.

And this site deserves to be reposted every week :D
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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"This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your $hit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their $hit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? "

That is freakin' hilarious.
 

GoingUp

Lifer
Jul 31, 2002
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The Michael Newdow, feel free to blow me article is great too. Signs explained in 4 easy steps is my favorite.
 

BigNeko

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Jun 16, 2001
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Kids will love this rambunctious character because they never know when she's going to throw up or go into a coma next. She can help kids learn a valuable lesson about the street price of drugs and how to take care of the skank bitch that encroaches on your territory for business. Candy will also teach kids how to be resourceful by showing them how to abandon their unwanted babies on people's door steps or in dumpsters (whichever is more convenient).

LMAO


For you younger folks, there was a segment on Second City Television SCTV with Harold Ramis (the other guy in Stripes) called Muley`s Engine House that did pretty much what this guy is doing with kids pictures (though much more tame).

 

bmacd

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Jan 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
The Michael Newdow, feel free to blow me article is great too. Signs explained in 4 easy steps is my favorite.

funny the first time, second time around was ok.

-=bmacd=-