Funniest thing someone said to you this week

[CTho9305]

"..as I choke to death on a frozen ice poop."
(referring to Pop Ice)

 

[Electric Amish]

"Not everything Microsoft made is great..." -My teacher at this class I'm attending in Chicago. 🙂

amish

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
(see sig for mine)

Bass player in a pit orhcestra I was in leaned over and said this to me during a show. One of those things that was so incredibly funny, mostly due to the fact that I couldn't laugh.

I see your friend has access to the internet as well.

Actually he doesn't....not sure what y'all are talking about...

 

[Renob]

One of my friends at work said.

"Your lucky I dont know what Im talking about, or I would prove you wrong."

 

[erub]

Why do girls love Jesus?
Because he's hung like this (extends arms)

 

[KingNothing]

See sig.

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
(see sig for mine)

Bass player in a pit orhcestra I was in leaned over and said this to me during a show. One of those things that was so incredibly funny, mostly due to the fact that I couldn't laugh.

I see your friend has access to the internet as well.

Actually he doesn't....not sure what y'all are talking about...

They're talking about the fact that it's actually a rather famous quote by A. Whitney Brown.

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/A._Whitney_Brown/

 

[IcePhoenix]

One of the guys I work with told a teacher that she had a Dell Virus. That did NOT go over well with my boss.

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: erub
Why do girls love Jesus?
Because he's hung like this (extends arms)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

 

[LordMorpheus]

heh, a friend of mine expressed a desire to tap someone on the shoulder from behind . . . and then as the are turning around to see what he wants to hit them in the face with a brick.

Something about hitting someone in the face with a brick just makes me laugh. Unless it is my own face. I still like the sockfull of dimes as a weapon, though.

 

[HannibalX]

Somone told me yesterday at work that their Honda Civic has 250 Rear Wheel Horse Power. He got laughed out of the shop.