funniest thing ever heard/witnessed in dorms?

[Anubis]

o man lets see

freshman year:
we got 10lbs of dry ice and were settin off dry ice bombs like mad men. that was funny. cops actually came cause someoen thought they were real. We then put a large ammount in the bathroom and proceeded to fill it with a huge CO2 cloud
This always caused probs
Got drunk and stoned and proceeded to give someoen a mullet
Mullet 1 my friend beccan and her crafty work mullet 2

Soph Year:
Tossed a couch off a balcony Couch
were wasted at an all campus formal. and they had these big cardboard movie ad things around. my roomate and I proceeded to take the " Black Knight" one and run with it. as we ar running down the stree to teh dorm. we see 2 of our suite mates running with another one on teh far side of a parking lot. the one they had was about as big as a car.

This Year Junior:
picked up a friends car (2 door metro) and moved it inbetween 2 trees on the quad.
and just drank alot

 

[Orsorum]

*shakes head* You don't want to know. I have so many stories it's not even funny.

<--- glad he's moving to work in an apartment complex next year

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Tot

Originally posted by: datalink7
There was this RA that was a real a$$. Nobody actually knew why he was still an RA because two girls filed sexual harrasement charges against him.

He used to do stuff like walk into peoples rooms without knocking for no reason at all. Everyone hated him.

One night, someone got a leaf blower and put a whole bunch of flour right at the base of his door, then blew the leaf blower. The door didn't extend all the way to the ground.

His entire room got covered in flour

If someone had been smoking then... the place would have blown up...

Well, that meant he would have been smoking in res. That's a no-no.

Dust explosions rule. Oh, the things you can do with a few M-80s and a sack of flour.

- M4H

 

[Joker81]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
*shakes head* You don't want to know. I have so many stories it's not even funny.

<--- glad he's moving to work in an apartment complex next year

Oh come on you can tell us.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
*shakes head* You don't want to know. I have so many stories it's not even funny.

<--- glad he's moving to work in an apartment complex next year

Aw come on, and you're the RA too. Let's hear it.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Tot

Originally posted by: datalink7
There was this RA that was a real a$$. Nobody actually knew why he was still an RA because two girls filed sexual harrasement charges against him.

He used to do stuff like walk into peoples rooms without knocking for no reason at all. Everyone hated him.

One night, someone got a leaf blower and put a whole bunch of flour right at the base of his door, then blew the leaf blower. The door didn't extend all the way to the ground.

His entire room got covered in flour

If someone had been smoking then... the place would have blown up...

Well, it was a no smoking dorm, and was like 5:00 in the morning or something, and he didn't smoke. So it would have been strange for him to be smoking...

I didn't see who did it, but I got to see some of the aftermath

 

[styelers]

I've never lived in the dorms, but one of my friends lived in the dorms at Davis. She told me some of her dorm stories, one that I found quite funny was when her roomate and her bf were having sex in the middle the night. My friend was trying to sleep, she had to put earplugs in her ears and faced the wall so she doesnt see it all...lol

 

[AvesPKS]

Hehe, so many stories...in our house, it is possible to 'quarter' someone in their room, by taking off their doorknob and putting a quarter in the doorknob, so the cylinder doesn't go all the way through; thus, their handle will just spin. Well, when we were freshmen, a buddy and I spent a good deal of time doing this to a sophmore we were pissed at at the time. Well, he gets back, and goes in his room and shuts the door, and we're all laughing at him, and then he comes out, pissed at us. We are angry because we think it didn't work, so we walk away, and then he slams his door shut. Apparently, the first time, he didn't shut his door all the way, but the second time, he did. We wake up the next morning to him calling our house line from inside his room, wanting us to let him out. Apparently, he had gotten so plastered the night before, he had to puke, and ended up puking out his window, because he had no other place to go!

 

[blackdogdeek]

this one guy walked out of the bathroom with two long strips of toilet paper hanging out the back of his jeans, one down the back of each pant leg.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
So many memories from this year:

Playing kickball in the basement at 3am.
Snorting lines of cheese from Easy Mac.
Guys singing the gayest duet ever while in the showers.
Playing drunken ultimate frisbee.. probably close to the funniest thing ever.
Hearing the girls upstairs having a farting contest (yes, girls fart).

Too many good times.

I can vouche for that.