Funniest Real Names You've Heard

[GambiT]

Another one. We grew up as kids together: Long Dong

 

[Thoreau]

I've had coworkers both by the name of James Bond and Zoltan (character from 'Dude where's my car)

 

[Ranger X]

Mike Hunt

 

[spliffstar69]

Originally posted by: GambiT
Another one. We grew up as kids together: Long Dong

lol ... sounds familiar

 

[gistech1978]

my guidance conselor in HS was named Anita Trojan.


Link

then you have to hit the for students button on the side.
its at the top

 

[Vonkhan]

Ahmed Butt 😀 nearly died laughing when he intro-ed himself

 

[maziwanka]

these are all great....hahahaha

 

[Ninjja]

sorry, but I gotta mention this. there was a boy in our school named Hardik. One day i walked into class and the boys yelled out to me "yo do L.L.H.D.?" (as you might know this is taken from L.L.Cool.J. which for those of you who don't know stands for Ladies Love Cool James, the rapper), it took me a moment to figure it out, before i felt sorry for Hardik. I guess Ladies do Love Hardik tho.

 

[Coolone]

I heard that there was a guy with the name of Jack Hoff, dunno if its true

 

[DurocShark]

I dated 2 girls with odd names:

Content
Satanya

😀 Both were HAWTies too...

 

[RayH]

Dick Trickle

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

A friend's last name is Nuss. Middle initial is P.

Wife's middle initial is A.

Horrible coincidence....

 

[PanzerIV]

Maybe around five years ago at one of my old jobs one of my coworkers came up to us laughing hysterically. He told us that someone had left him a very legitimate sounding voicemail to call him back. We worked at a pager company and we dealt with the stores that resold our pagers so rarely would just a regular person just call in so that lent credibility to the name he left to call back on the voicemail.

They guy's name? (Drumroll please....) Harry Butts

Yep, we all had a good long laugh at that one and he had to do everything in his power to compose himself before calling him especially when he asked for him by name. Immature of us yep but damn funny.

 

[GambiT]

I work at a bank and one of the customer's name that I saw was "Penny Nichols".

 

[whaleskinrug]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I dated 2 girls with odd names:

Content
Satanya

😀 Both were HAWTies too...

Satanya sounds a little scary 😀

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
lemonjello and orangejello isnt real
it was a joke and a very old one at that.

pronounced le-mon-gel-o and or-an-gel-o.

those names aren't fake. My mom is a pediatrition in columbus ohio, she works at a hopsital located in a low economic african american neighborhood...childrens if anyone's from around columbus.


Anyway, every unusual case she's come by is from african american families so that's why i pointed it out...anyway

she's had the jello's

rusty nail and some really really crazy spellings.

 

[JHawk]

Went to school with a girl named Teresa Fluker.

 

[JRS4224]

The tech support guy at University of Delaware is Craig D. Prettyman

 

[SpiderX]

There were a couple guys named Harry Back and Harry Dyck in my old hometown.

 

[Broohaha]

you are all amateurs

http://www.coldwellbanker.ca/scripts/cb/profile.asp?id=20370teh funny

 

[DamageInc]

Hong Wang

 

[Bleep]

My oldest daughter had a friend named Marsh Kuntz
Louis Lipschitz

Bleep

 

Ray D. Aitor

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
Biggin G Shitte

*edit*
his middle initial is G, not D...

LMAO

 

[Qacer]

A guy from school named Phuc Yu. Phuc is prounounced Fook. I think it is mainly a Vietnamese name because I know of another Vietnamese person named Phuc.