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Jesus Christ, can we actually get some links in here? This is like those assholes who say, "Oh, I guess you had to be there" after they tell an apparently hilarious joke.
 
Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!
 
For some reason the one that stands out to me was (damn forgot his name)'s thread about being a male escort. I think he started doing it to buy a video card.
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

And his comments after the fact went something like:

"I tried my best for the poor little guy, but I still can't help but feel he would have been better off if he had never met me.

Still, it's his own dumbass fault for running the wrong way."
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

can not find it anywhere, got a link?
 
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I always think of YAGTs.

1. mjusczak and his gal pal spoon (in their underwear) for a week or so and he asks ATOT if it might mean something. Thread deleted.
2. Preyhunter puts on a Halo 2 T-shirt to impress a girl
3. AnthroAndStargate does a Preyhunter parody. Everyone knows it's a parody but he draws it out so long everyone is convinced it's real. Thread not as funny now due to all the edits/updates. Watching it unravel was fun.
4. scootermaster shows a girl sweet tentacle rape porn on the first date.

YAGTs are the best part of ATOT, I think, and scootermaster's is my favorite.

but don't forget TheSiege thread, probably one of my favorites in the last few years. (I'm too noobish to reference the older classics, but I am aware of them)
 
The one where the dude went to Walmart and got his ass reamed, then came back here to bitch about it and got reamed some more.
I think he told the manager to "shut his mouth" or something.
 
Originally posted by: jEnus
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

can not find it anywhere, got a link?

I can't find it either. It's from a long time ago and I still think about it from time to time. The thread was by Nebor, and he basically caught these two squirrels which were running around his place. He said they didn't like being captured even though he was feeding them for a few days until he could let them go somewhere. One was hissing at him or something.

So he took the cage to a park and filmed the release. He opened the door and the two squirrels shot out, one darted straight into the bushes just a few feet away, the other started for the bushes, then did a 180 and ripped across this grass field towards the road. You see it get smaller and smaller as it runs away, then you see this car go by. You can't see anything, but while watching it you kind of estimate that the timing was about right.

I found the thread a few years ago but the videos were gone.
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: jEnus
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 🙁 🙁 😀 😀 It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

can not find it anywhere, got a link?

I can't find it either. It's from a long time ago and I still think about it from time to time. The thread was by Nebor, and he basically caught these two squirrels which were running around his place. He said they didn't like being captured even though he was feeding them for a few days until he could let them go somewhere. One was hissing at him or something.

So he took the cage to a park and filmed the release. He opened the door and the two squirrels shot out, one darted straight into the bushes just a few feet away, the other started for the bushes, then did a 180 and ripped across this grass field towards the road. You see it get smaller and smaller as it runs away, then you see this car go by. You can't see anything, but while watching it you kind of estimate that the timing was about right.

I found the thread a few years ago but the videos were gone.

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