Funniest post on AT?

[xanis]

Jesus Christ, can we actually get some links in here? This is like those assholes who say, "Oh, I guess you had to be there" after they tell an apparently hilarious joke.

 

[venkman]

archive search broken = no linkies

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Long explicit sex scene.

Most of you remember..............

My thread?

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Long explicit sex scene.

Most of you remember..............

My thread?

bahaha I DO remember that. Good stuff. :laugh:

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

 

[Safeway]

"Hold out your left hand" was classic.

 

[Colt45]

The dude that threw water on his PC years ago. forget now. It was funny as hell though.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
2. Preyhunter puts on a Halo 2 T-shirt to impress a girl

Oh man I just finished reading the OP and already I can tell this is going to be epic. Let the flaming commence.

 

[foghorn67]

"Rig a chair and have her sit in it."

 

[AznAnarchy99]

I like the retail world one.

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=1610069

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
2. Preyhunter puts on a Halo 2 T-shirt to impress a girl

Oh man I just finished reading the OP and already I can tell this is going to be epic. Let the flaming commence.

The genius is in all the superfluous details

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
2. Preyhunter puts on a Halo 2 T-shirt to impress a girl

Oh man I just finished reading the OP and already I can tell this is going to be epic. Let the flaming commence.

The genius is in all the superfluous details

Wow, somehow I never read those before. Or if I did, I didn't pay full attention. Epic.

 

[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: abaez

Originally posted by: venkman
"stick out your left hand"

YES!!

I still haven't read the take pills and drown skunk thread though.

links?

link! definitely one of the great threads ever

 

[GrantMeThePower]

For some reason the one that stands out to me was (damn forgot his name)'s thread about being a male escort. I think he started doing it to buy a video card.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Several of these made the t-shirt store

http://atot.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

And his comments after the fact went something like:

"I tried my best for the poor little guy, but I still can't help but feel he would have been better off if he had never met me.

Still, it's his own dumbass fault for running the wrong way."

 

[jEnus]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

can not find it anywhere, got a link?

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
I like the retail world one.

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=1610069

that was a great thread

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I always think of YAGTs.

1. mjusczak and his gal pal spoon (in their underwear) for a week or so and he asks ATOT if it might mean something. Thread deleted.
2. Preyhunter puts on a Halo 2 T-shirt to impress a girl
3. AnthroAndStargate does a Preyhunter parody. Everyone knows it's a parody but he draws it out so long everyone is convinced it's real. Thread not as funny now due to all the edits/updates. Watching it unravel was fun.
4. scootermaster shows a girl sweet tentacle rape porn on the first date.

YAGTs are the best part of ATOT, I think, and scootermaster's is my favorite.

but don't forget TheSiege thread, probably one of my favorites in the last few years. (I'm too noobish to reference the older classics, but I am aware of them)

 

[shortylickens]

The one where the dude went to Walmart and got his ass reamed, then came back here to bitch about it and got reamed some more.
I think he told the manager to "shut his mouth" or something.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: jEnus

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

can not find it anywhere, got a link?

I can't find it either. It's from a long time ago and I still think about it from time to time. The thread was by Nebor, and he basically caught these two squirrels which were running around his place. He said they didn't like being captured even though he was feeding them for a few days until he could let them go somewhere. One was hissing at him or something.

So he took the cage to a park and filmed the release. He opened the door and the two squirrels shot out, one darted straight into the bushes just a few feet away, the other started for the bushes, then did a 180 and ripped across this grass field towards the road. You see it get smaller and smaller as it runs away, then you see this car go by. You can't see anything, but while watching it you kind of estimate that the timing was about right.

I found the thread a few years ago but the videos were gone.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Long explicit sex scene.

Most of you remember..............

My thread?

bahaha I DO remember that. Good stuff. :laugh:

Text

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: abaez

Originally posted by: venkman
"stick out your left hand"

YES!!

I still haven't read the take pills and drown skunk thread though.

links?

Text

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: jEnus

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Gentlemans, I have done the impossible. I have captured a squirrel.

UPDATE: Sad ending.

was that the one where when he let it go it kamikazed in to the road and got mushed?

LOL I remember that video. I couldn't stop laughing. Yes it was sad, but holy shit hahahah It got mauled as soon as it was released haha!

can not find it anywhere, got a link?

I can't find it either. It's from a long time ago and I still think about it from time to time. The thread was by Nebor, and he basically caught these two squirrels which were running around his place. He said they didn't like being captured even though he was feeding them for a few days until he could let them go somewhere. One was hissing at him or something.

So he took the cage to a park and filmed the release. He opened the door and the two squirrels shot out, one darted straight into the bushes just a few feet away, the other started for the bushes, then did a 180 and ripped across this grass field towards the road. You see it get smaller and smaller as it runs away, then you see this car go by. You can't see anything, but while watching it you kind of estimate that the timing was about right.

I found the thread a few years ago but the videos were gone.

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[MrChad]

I should get back to work