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Funniest Night EVAR

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cchen

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So we're at this club with a bunch of friends. Mostly friends of my friend. There's this guy that's friends with the girls that are friends with my friend. Let's call my friend A, and the gay guy B. We didn't know he was gay.

So, we're out on the dancefloor. B comes up to me and is like "Why don't we go up front and dance?" I'm like "No thanks." He says "Come on..." I say "I'm going to the bathroom..." He says "I'll meet you up front..." I go "Uh...." and head towards the bathroom. So I talk to my friend A and ask him if he thinks B is gay. A says he doesn't think so. So I come back from the bathroom but don't go up to where B is. Then B comes looking for me. He keeps asking me to go out for a smoke with him. I keep saying no, but he keeps asking. So then I thought I don't wanna piss him off cuz A is trying to hook up with one of B's friends. So I go outside with him. Slowly he begins leading me further and further away from the club. So I stop him and ask him wtf he's doing. He asks me, " So are you?" I go "Sorry, no" and just walk back to the club.

Ok so here's the really funny part. A told me this afterwards.... he was dancing next to the girls and suddenly he feels someone grab his hand... since he was dancing next to the girls he thought it was one of them so he didn't even bother to look.... after 10 min, he turns around, and its B!!!! WTF! We don't even know this guy!!!

hahahhhahahahahahhaahahhahaahahahhaha

A, being a little drunk, just walked away.

Later towards the end of the night we saw B sitting at the bar with another male, staring into each other's eyes....

What a night....
 
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I got a "love note" once from someone I didn't know at an apprtment complex. I thought it was odd. I was actually flattered as I never had a girl I don't know doing something like this. About half way through I got to the part about how this is a guy writing hte letter and is gay. I had a room mate from work that is very clean cut and was "metro-sexual" I guess. We were totally straight but hte gay guy thought it was my BF. My room mate had to go on travel for about a month for work and the guy thought we broke up.

To be honest, it wasn't funny. I was horrified and not having luck withh teladies at the time. I kept questioning myself. "What am I doing wrong?" I mean it really F'ed with my head! Just short of questioning my secxuality. I mean really Fed with me. I keep asking myself. What am I doing wrong. Do women thing I'm gay? Am I dressing wrong? Should I trade in my truck for a four wheel drive model? I mean, I'm generally a nice guy that tried to not horrify women, but it wasn't working at the time. Oh man, I hate thinking about those days. Right before Christmas shutdown too, so I had 7 days to do nothing but ponder this event.

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A friend at college lived a bit out of town and always went to the same gas station. He and his room mate couldn't figure out if hte guy at hte gas station was gay or not. So after a night of heavy drinking, they stopped in for smokes and my friend asks the employee "Are...are you gay?" The guy replies yes and slips my friend his phone number. My friend wasn't horrified but man it's a funny story about how he slipped the phone number to him.

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Another friend was hammered at the bar once. Talking to some guy for several hours. Just talking to him relally, but having fun doing so. Guy gives him his phone number and says we should get together some time. At the time, my friend thought nothing of it. Just figured, ya, that would be cool. Seems like a cool guy and all. Just figures he made a new friend. The next day comes and my friend is sober and it's obvious now. He was hit on at the bar by a guy.

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STRAIGHT STORY. OK, have to sneak one in. At college this one girl that works at hte bar is VERY HOT! She's also got a brain as she's going after a masters degree at the time. Perfect really. My friend, one night, that is friends with her introduces us. We sit down with her and her friend. A minute later my friend leaves the table. The hotty keeps talking to her friend ignoring me. I figure after 10 minutes. WTF! So I excuse myself and leave. next day comes and my friend asks me "what went wrong?". Then it hits me. She wanted to meet me. DAMN IT.

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Now I'm happily married ... TO A GIRL!
 
If I found "guy B" pulling that sh!t with me I would have probably punched him in the throat. Holding hands? Luring away from club?
 
Originally posted by: brigden
If I found "guy B" pulling that sh!t with me I would have probably punched him in the throat. Holding hands? Luring away from club?
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Yeah, that's kinda shady. Was he gonna slip roofies in your drink if he hadn't met another guy or something? Sketch.
 
Originally posted by: brigden
If I found "guy B" pulling that sh!t with me I would have probably punched him in the throat. Holding hands? Luring away from club?
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Agreed, the appropriate response is "hit on me again and I'll smash your face"
 
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