Funniest line you ever heard in a infomercial?

[TNTrulez]

Mine was today for the CyberSonic2 toothbrush: "To boldly go where no toothbrush has gone before."

 

[bolomite]

anything by Billy Mays

 

[Ender]

"The Bose Wave Radio has the best sound ever - at a price you can afford."

 

[brigden]

"...that I just stumbled upon in my tiny one-bedroom apartment..."

 

[Occifer]

"Set it, and forget it!"

 

[Furyline]

Wasn't an infomercial, but

"They're giving it away for free?!?! It must be good!"

 

[YetioDoom]

But wait! There's more!

 

[Kanalua]

"Made with space-age..."

all down hill from there...

edit:

"Activated by the air we breathe..."

 

[Hector13]

I know it's not from an infomercial, buy how about the classic, "i've fallen, and I get get up!"

 

[Dacalo]

who was that asian guy in early 90's who did informercial about real estate stuff?

something Vu was it?

he had some corny stuff

 

[LivinLaVivaPollo]

I like that michelin commercial, where that guy that used to be on the Jaime Fox show is driving a car and trying to get the michelin bobblehead doll to bobble its head. It doesn't move. So when the car comes to a stop, he rips it off the dash and starts frantically shaking it, making it bobble. And then next to him in the other car is the MIchelin Guy giving him a weird look. Hahaha!

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
who was that asian guy in early 90's who did informercial about real estate stuff?

something Vu was it?

he had some corny stuff

Your talking about Tommy Vu.

That guy still comes to my hotel (in Utah)and scams people. "You will be rich in 90 days"