Funniest line you ever heard in a infomercial?

[TNTrulez]

Mine was today for the CyberSonic2 toothbrush: "To boldly go where no toothbrush has gone before."

 

[bolomite]

anything by Billy Mays

 

[Ender]

"The Bose Wave Radio has the best sound ever - at a price you can afford."

 

[brigden]

"...that I just stumbled upon in my tiny one-bedroom apartment..."

 

[Occifer]

"Set it, and forget it!"

 

[Furyline]

Wasn't an infomercial, but

"They're giving it away for free?!?! It must be good!"

 

[YetioDoom]

But wait! There's more!

 

[Kanalua]

"Made with space-age..."

all down hill from there...

edit:

"Activated by the air we breathe..."

 

[Hector13]

I know it's not from an infomercial, buy how about the classic, "i've fallen, and I get get up!"

 

[Dacalo]

who was that asian guy in early 90's who did informercial about real estate stuff?

something Vu was it? 😕

he had some corny stuff

 

[LivinLaVivaPollo]

I like that michelin commercial, where that guy that used to be on the Jaime Fox show is driving a car and trying to get the michelin bobblehead doll to bobble its head. It doesn't move. So when the car comes to a stop, he rips it off the dash and starts frantically shaking it, making it bobble. And then next to him in the other car is the MIchelin Guy giving him a weird look. Hahaha!

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
who was that asian guy in early 90's who did informercial about real estate stuff?

something Vu was it? 😕

he had some corny stuff

Your talking about Tommy Vu.

That guy still comes to my hotel (in Utah)and scams people. "You will be rich in 90 days"