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Funniest comments written on the walls of public restrooms?

Schadenfroh

Schadenfroh

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saw these today, this one was directly above the toilet:

"Dont Bother sitting down! The crabs at this school can jump 10 feet!"

and to the right, thought for a 2nd some fellow ATers were there

"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGIAN!"

written below:
"learn to spell!"
 
* A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Found in a women's restroom.
* Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
Found in a women's restroom.
* You're too good for him.
Over a women's restroom mirror.
* Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Found in a men's restroom.
* No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* No wonder you always go home alone.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Over a urinal.
* What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Over a urinal.
* At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
* If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
* If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress !
* If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
* Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
* The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
 
People who write on bathroom walls
roll their sh!t into little balls
people who read these words of wit
Eat thoes tiny balls of sh!t
 
best i seen was.

wanna play bathroom tennis? look on the other side!

then on the other side it says the same thing. heh
 
Do not eat large white mints
If you can pee above this line, your local fire department wants you
 
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
* A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Found in a women's restroom.
* Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
Found in a women's restroom.
* You're too good for him.
Over a women's restroom mirror.
* Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Found in a men's restroom.
* No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* No wonder you always go home alone.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Over a urinal.
* What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Over a urinal.
* At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
* If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
* If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress !
* If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
* Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
* The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
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Way to ruin it for everybody, jeez. Probably just copied it all from the internet.
 
Seen in a bathroom somewhere on Interstate 44 in Southern Missouri more than 20 years ago:

Rednecks are living proof the Indians fvcked buffalo.

I have never forgot this one since seeing it as a kid and it is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a bathroom.
 
in a public restroom

"john wayne toilet paper" <arrow towards toilet paper>
"tough as nails, and dont take no sh|t from no one"
 
seen at the local hookup bar at my college: "he who hesitates, masturbates"

and another from the days of pay toilets:

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Paid my dime and only farted.
 
Way to ruin it for everybody, jeez. Probably just copied it all from the internet.
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If you ever start thinking that people today are different than they used to be, google "pompeii graffiti". Yup, people never change.

Example:
Arphocras hic cum Drauca bene futuit denario.

Here Harpocras has had a good fvck with Drauca for a denarius.
 
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