Funniest comments written on the walls of public restrooms?

[Schadenfroh]

saw these today, this one was directly above the toilet:

"Dont Bother sitting down! The crabs at this school can jump 10 feet!"

and to the right, thought for a 2nd some fellow ATers were there

"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGIAN!"

written below:
"learn to spell!"

 

[bobbybe01]

* A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Found in a women's restroom.
* Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
Found in a women's restroom.
* You're too good for him.
Over a women's restroom mirror.
* Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Found in a men's restroom.
* No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* No wonder you always go home alone.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Over a urinal.
* What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Over a urinal.
* At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
* If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
* If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress !
* If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
* Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
* The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

 

[rocadelpunk]

there was some funny $hit in the physics bathrooms..iforget now though that i'm out of school.

 

[Anubis]

People who write on bathroom walls
roll their sh!t into little balls
people who read these words of wit
Eat thoes tiny balls of sh!t

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Amorphus]

Here I sit, broken hearted...

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Yeah, I saw that and whored it out to other people I know :-D

 

[thejackal1]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Yeah, I saw that and whored it out to other people I know :-D

That one is awesome.

 

[waggy]

best i seen was.

wanna play bathroom tennis? look on the other side!

then on the other side it says the same thing. heh

 

[RobCur]

Me cracks up at this lame teenager's attempt at humor, or the lack of

 

[Evadman]

Do not eat large white mints
If you can pee above this line, your local fire department wants you

 

[Colt45]

i always liked:

don't take a sh|t, leave one.

i saw you take that sh|t, put it back

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
* A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Found in a women's restroom.
* Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
Found in a women's restroom.
* You're too good for him.
Over a women's restroom mirror.
* Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Found in a men's restroom.
* No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* No wonder you always go home alone.
Over a men's restroom mirror.
* Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Over a urinal.
* What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Over a urinal.
* At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
* If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
* If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress !
* If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
* Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
* The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.
* To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

Way to ruin it for everybody, jeez. Probably just copied it all from the internet.

 

[Ronstang]

Seen in a bathroom somewhere on Interstate 44 in Southern Missouri more than 20 years ago:

Rednecks are living proof the Indians fvcked buffalo.

I have never forgot this one since seeing it as a kid and it is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a bathroom.

 

[JustinGoodie]

Confucious say: man who go to bed with woman in mind, wake up with solution in hand

 

[wfbberzerker]

"dont read this, the joke is in your hands"

 

[Ketteringo]

"some come here to sit and think
I come here to sh!t and stink"

 

[Ninjazx]

in a public restroom

"john wayne toilet paper" <arrow towards toilet paper>
"tough as nails, and dont take no sh|t from no one"

 

[Yossarian]

seen at the local hookup bar at my college: "he who hesitates, masturbates"

and another from the days of pay toilets:

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Paid my dime and only farted.

 

[bobbybe01]

Way to ruin it for everybody, jeez. Probably just copied it all from the internet.

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[jagec]

If you ever start thinking that people today are different than they used to be, google "pompeii graffiti". Yup, people never change.

Example:
Arphocras hic cum Drauca bene futuit denario.

Here Harpocras has had a good fvck with Drauca for a denarius.