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Funniest Christmas song evar!

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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Yo, yo

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA

Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
I?m leavin' blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa? That boy?s a bitch
He caught my mom Christmas evenin', tried to give her kiss
Fo? real, he?s no joke, the guy don?t play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
Laughing all the way, but he?s not laughing today
We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK?S A GONNER!
We?ll be snacking on deer, EATIN? Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin' ?Jiggle it, Baby!?
Give a new meaning to ?Ho, ho, ho?
Shake that ass, girl, bump your booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We?ll be strippin? that sleigh and leave you in the cold

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA

Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph?s horns, and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
Oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, could have me listed as 'naughty' twice
Not cuz? of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
But Because of all the nog I left on his wife
It?s time for old nick to move and retire
'Fore we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
Yes I?m that bad, Yes, I?m that crude
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick
I mean, when?s the last time you seen your dick
I don?t mean to throw a fit and I?m not one to bitch
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
(yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
(yo, yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Cliff noteS?
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😕

Eminem Jingle Bells.
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It's clearly rap, but is that who actually sang that?

Seriously?

I mean, I'm not a huge rap fan, but Eminem's stuff is usually pretty good.

That just SUCKED.
 
Originally posted by: dderidex
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Cliff noteS?
Click to expand...
😕

Eminem Jingle Bells.
Click to expand...

It's clearly rap, but is that who actually sang that?

Seriously?

I mean, I'm not a huge rap fan, but Eminem's stuff is usually pretty good.

That just SUCKED.
Click to expand...
Bob Rivers, and you have to actually hear it. It sounds pretty cool.
 
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