Funniest bumper stickers youve ever seen

[tigerwannabe]

hilarious many of these are new to me

 

[orty]

A few that I've got on my car (none of which are intended to start a flame war)

"Hang up and drive"
"How good would you drive with that cell phone up your ass?"
"Save a cow, eat a vegitarian"
"Distance Runners do it longer"

And the guy across the street from me has this on his jacked-up ford:

"I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy"

 

[Tauren]

Here are two and don't get pissed at me they are real:

"If I had known it was going to turn out like this, I would have picked my own cotton!" On the bumper of a pick-up truck heading OUT of Detroit.

"Gun control is hitting what you're aiming at."

 

[Texmaster]

<<
&quot;Save a cow, eat a vegitarian&quot;

&quot; >>



And in that spirit:

&quot;Support PETA People Eating Tasty Animals&quot;

 

[RussianSoldier]

i seen a T-Shirt that said this:

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

 

[teknoid]

Three of my favorites...

GOT BRAINS?

WARNING... I am not a tourist. I am a native and I'm armed

Working in Florida is a tropical depression

 

[Cyberian]

On the back of a truck owned by Pete's Hardwood Flooring.

&quot;Just say NO to rugs&quot;

 

[Electric Amish]

Saw this one the other day. Just about killed me.


LOWLANDER: There can be a few.



amsih

 

[Creepster]

Here's one:

If you get any closer, I'll flick a booger on your windshield!

:Q:Q

 

[somethingwitty]

I just saw:

Don't blame me, I voted for Bush

 

[KrakeN]

My faves:

&quot;My kid got your honor student pregnant&quot;
&quot;I love cats...but they don't taste near as good as a kitten&quot;

 

[BooBooCat]

Lets not forget all the alternates to the Jesus symbol on the back of the cars. I've seen some where it's a fish, and I've seen one that was a star.
If I could find one that was a cat I'd put it on the back of my car.

 

[thraashman]

Good point. I also have one of the Darwin Jesus fish on the back of my car. I almost forgot.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. >>

lol

 

[amdforlife]

<< &quot;If I had known it was going to turn out like this, I would have picked my own cotton!&quot; >>

ROFLPIMP---if i saw that guys truck id take a few baseball bats to it.
Heres a few of my favorite:
&quot;To all the virgins: THANKS FOR NOTHING!&quot;
&quot;GOD is DOG backwards&quot; ---not that its all that funny, but i saw it on the back of a dumpster truck in the city of Reno

and my all time fav, calvin pissing on the cross. not that im sacriligist, i just laugh at the bible thumpers that are gonna grind their teeth at it.

 

[tigerbait]

&quot;It takes leather balls to play rugby&quot;

&quot; Rugby -- We do it for 80 minutes without protection.&quot;

 

[bigredguy]

i'm a vegetarian not because i love animals, but because i hate plants.

 

[przero]

From &quot;Arnold's Chicken Shack&quot; - &quot;You gotta' be a rooster to get a better piece of chicken!&quot;

 

[bigshot]

this one was on a plumbing van

your sh1t is my bread and butter

 

[Homer_Simpson]

&quot;Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.&quot;

 

[monto]

<< &quot;My Wife is an Honor Student at Lincoln Middle School&quot; >>

haha

 

[Rogue]

&quot;If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?&quot;

 

[yellowperil]

<< I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. >>



LOL

 

[Sharpstick]

&quot;I'm not obnoxious, I'm tact challenged&quot;


>>>>>>>>>My other ride is your mom<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ROFLMFAO i want that one

 

[Fatdog]

&quot;Sex isn't everything, but it beats doing nothing while drinking&quot;

&quot;Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth&quot;

&quot;CAUTION: Driver may bail out at any moment&quot;

&quot;Those that beat their guns into plows, will plow for those that don't&quot;

&quot;Only crooked politicians fear armed citizens&quot;