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Funniest bumper stickers youve ever seen

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my favs are

"Beer,..help ugly people get laid since 1886" (or some date around then)
and
"marraige is the only war where you sleep with your enemy"

😕


peace
sean
 
Here are some funny ones I've seen:

-If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

-I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen

-Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
 
Where I grew up, there was this 'gossipy' old lady with this one-

"Let me tell you about my Grandog"

I could always picture her doing it to
 
This guy I knew there also had this one

this is a work free drug place

needless to say, we called him Doobie in High School 🙂
 
I've got 4 on my car.

- Horn Broken Watch For Finger
- I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute of It
- I Wanna Die in My Sleep Like My Grandpa, Not Yelling and Screaming Like the Passengers in His Car.
- When Religion Ruled the World, They Called It the Dark Ages. (yes I know it's not comedic, but it is on my car.)

Ones I don't have but have seen and liked.
- Jesus Saves! But Satan Gets the Rebound, He Shoots, He Scores.
- They Broke the Mold When They Made You. I Also Heard They Rioted and Killed the Mold Maker.
 
Some of my favorites: Keep Honking While I Reload, Corporate Radio Sucks, If You Can Read This, Your Mother Was Pro-Life and I Brake For Inbreds - this last one has been a part of my signature for the past 6 months after I saw it on a car.
 
"Stop inbreeding Ban country Music"
"Guns don't kill people, POSTMEN do!"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"Why be normal" and of course it was on Upside down
"Uv ajed! The sensation that you have never experienced this before"
 
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