I've got 4 on my car.
- Horn Broken Watch For Finger
- I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute of It
- I Wanna Die in My Sleep Like My Grandpa, Not Yelling and Screaming Like the Passengers in His Car.
- When Religion Ruled the World, They Called It the Dark Ages. (yes I know it's not comedic, but it is on my car.)
Ones I don't have but have seen and liked.
- Jesus Saves! But Satan Gets the Rebound, He Shoots, He Scores.
- They Broke the Mold When They Made You. I Also Heard They Rioted and Killed the Mold Maker.