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Funniest Amazon product and comments ever

that actually seems like a neat idea. I could see it coming in handy for someone who worked from the road a lot.

on my World of Warcraft guild's first ever Illidan kill, one of the raid members was playing from his car in a parking lot (I forget the exact specifics, but I think he was out of town on a job and the hotel he was staying at didn't have internet, so he used the wifi at his client's site)
 
For safety reasons, never use this product while driving. Easily convert your car into your personal automobile office with the Wheel Mate car desk by MobileOffice.
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hahaha

"Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses! "


ok who did it? this just reads like a ATOT poster! lol
 
What's really sad is that there's an inventor out there somewhere who thought this was a good idea & went to the trouble of patenting it.
 
Very funny comments.

As a male gigolo, I'm frequently on the road, driving from ho's house to other ho's houses. I've always found my the steering wheel to be so uncomfortable as a rest for my oversized shlong, as all I can do is drape it over it like a Ukranian sausage on a clothesline. It's especially uncomfortable when turning, as the friction caused from rubbing against the steering wheel can cause a nasty red rash that my paying female clientele do not like. This steering wheel table has solved my problem forever. Now, I can pull my massive wang out and plop it on the table no matter where I am, without fear of "turn rash" or "angry ho" when I arrive at my destination. There's nothing like feeling a cool breeze on your mammer-jammer as you cruise down the highway, and certainly nothing as precious as seeing the looks on the faces of a family of four in their hummer as they pass by you. Thanks Steering Wheel Laptop Holder! You'd make Billie Mays (and Ron Jeremy) proud!
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Now you can drive as you drive!
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LOL.

this thread delivers!
 
Oh God, I was laughing so hard at some of the captions I almost pissed myself.

"Do not buy this product! The surface is so slippery that my Jack and Coke slipped off while turning and lodged under the brake pedal. At least it got caught in the windw and kept my loaded rifle from flying out. Luckily I was stealing my ex's boat or I would have died, and the toxicology report would not have been pretty. I am definitely returning the boat version of the steering wheel desk."
 
Drako said:
Oh God, I was laughing so hard at some of the captions I almost pissed myself.

"Do not buy this product! The surface is so slippery that my Jack and Coke slipped off while turning and lodged under the brake pedal. At least it got caught in the windw and kept my loaded rifle from flying out. Luckily I was stealing my ex's boat or I would have died, and the toxicology report would not have been pretty. I am definitely returning the boat version of the steering wheel desk."
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LOL. Check out the one tittled Wang holder, November 23, 2009
By Jack Johnson
 
As a scientist, I can assure you, this is ALMOST the perfect product., November 25, 2009
By Gooser "Gooser" (Tacoma Narrows, WA USA) - See all my reviews

Once I was able to design, build and install a gasoline powered bunsen burner into my steering wheel desk, I had created the perfect product. I hope the manufacturer is listening, because every mad scientist I know would LOVE to have this installed in their car, van, or hearse. Now, I can cruise comfortably as I mix solutions and scheme about my plans for world domination, all without spilling a drop of my evil potions!

The debate is settled, the science is clear; this is the best product invented since the lightbulb. You can go on the interwebs and verify that Al Gore agrees with the growing consensus of evil mad scientists. I just hope that OEMs will start offering this in a standard option package. Imagine, a bunsen-burner equipped steering wheel workbench, a jacob's ladder in the back window, glaring eye headlights, an exhaust-hood/sunroof, and an incubator-equipped center console, it could be the perfect option package.

My wife is a baker, and she says she can't live without one of these. She kneads one real bad in her van.

I'll be buying these for everyone on my Christmas list this year! Thanks for a stupendous product
 
Drako said:
Oh God, I was laughing so hard at some of the captions I almost pissed myself.

"Do not buy this product! The surface is so slippery that my Jack and Coke slipped off while turning and lodged under the brake pedal. At least it got caught in the windw and kept my loaded rifle from flying out. Luckily I was stealing my ex's boat or I would have died, and the toxicology report would not have been pretty. I am definitely returning the boat version of the steering wheel desk."
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lol if you mouse over on the picture it says "thanks a lot. THe snow leopard I was smuggling escaped"
 
loki8481 said:
that actually seems like a neat idea. I could see it coming in handy for someone who worked from the road a lot.

on my World of Warcraft guild's first ever Illidan kill, one of the raid members was playing from his car in a parking lot (I forget the exact specifics, but I think he was out of town on a job and the hotel he was staying at didn't have internet, so he used the wifi at his client's site)
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our main tank was a long haul trucker, one raid he was called and had him pull over to play. he was a cool guy, that story still cracks me up thinking about it.

that table would come in handy when working out of your car, but id still not buy one. the comments were expected, nothing new happens on those anymore.
 
Just stumbled upon this product on amazon and thought I would post about it here.

Alas, i was beat to the punch by about 6 months.

But its worth kicking the thread up for new life 🙂
 
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