Fun with Photoshop! Wee!

MAME

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My boss is out of town and I thought I'd edit the background pic on the desktop. Right now it's a big spider and I'd like to add my bosses' face in there some how. All I have is paint here so please someone merge these pics together in a comical way!

Please use only these 2 pictures! (or add another but use at least these 2!)

Spider.jpg
Boss.jpg

Here's the outline of his head, thanks zimu
http://www.aptechgdn.com/~azim/boss.psd

Wee!
 

Shockwave

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Lets see. When I get back to town do I
A) Fire you for messing with my PC?
B) Fire you for posting my picture on the internet?
C) Fire you for screwin off on company time?
D) Fire you general principal?

Hmmm.....Decisions decisions.....
 

zimu

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Lets see. When I get back to town do I
A) Fire you for messing with my PC?
B) Fire you for posting my picture on the internet?
C) Fire you for screwin off on company time?
D) Fire you general principal?

Hmmm.....Decisions decisions.....

i say fire him for all of the reasons stated.
 

MAME

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fire me for changing the background!
btw, it's not his pc
his pic is already online
I'm on break
I don't know what D means. My other boss wanted me to do it so don't worry :)
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: MAME
fire me for changing the background!
btw, it's not his pc
his pic is already online
I'm on break
I don't know what D means. My other boss wanted me to do it so don't worry :)

I'n checking your timesheet. If it doesnt show a break at the timestamp of your posts..... Ohhhh buddy.......

 

bootymac

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: MAME
fire me for changing the background!
btw, it's not his pc
his pic is already online
I'm on break
I don't know what D means. My other boss wanted me to do it so don't worry :)

I'n checking your timesheet. If it doesnt show a break at the timestamp of your posts..... Ohhhh buddy.......

I'm the boss' boss and you're fired
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Lets see. When I get back to town do I
A) Fire you for messing with my PC?
B) Fire you for posting my picture on the internet?
C) Fire you for screwin off on company time?
D) Fire you general principal?

Hmmm.....Decisions decisions.....

E) Fire him for posting crap pics of himself on the internet, then getting mad when a bunch of computer geeks told him to fVck off
 

UNCjigga

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I hate people who use small, poor quality artifacted JPEGs as wallpaper images. Get thee to a dieselstation!
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Jigga
I hate people who use small, poor quality artifacted JPEGs as wallpaper images. Get thee to a dieselstation!

he likes the picture and wants it to fit the entire screen. It's not like he has many options based on those 2 requirements.
 

zimu

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Jigga
I hate people who use small, poor quality artifacted JPEGs as wallpaper images. Get thee to a dieselstation!

he likes the picture and wants it to fit the entire screen. It's not like he has many options based on those 2 requirements.

do you know how many pictures of spiders that "fill the screen" and are superb quality you can get off the web?

WALLPAPER SIZED SPIDERS ON GOOGLE IMAGES
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: zimu
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Jigga
I hate people who use small, poor quality artifacted JPEGs as wallpaper images. Get thee to a dieselstation!

he likes the picture and wants it to fit the entire screen. It's not like he has many options based on those 2 requirements.

do you know how many pictures of spiders that "fill the screen" and are superb quality you can get off the web?

WALLPAPER SIZED SPIDERS ON GOOGLE IMAGES

He likes that one so he used it. If he doesn't mind then I don't bother trying to change it.
 

zimu

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: zimu
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Jigga
I hate people who use small, poor quality artifacted JPEGs as wallpaper images. Get thee to a dieselstation!

he likes the picture and wants it to fit the entire screen. It's not like he has many options based on those 2 requirements.

do you know how many pictures of spiders that "fill the screen" and are superb quality you can get off the web?

WALLPAPER SIZED SPIDERS ON GOOGLE IMAGES

He likes that one so he used it. If he doesn't mind then I don't bother trying to change it.


fair enough. some people just like things the way they are :)
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: zimu
fair enough. some people just like things the way they are :)

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I use 1600x1200 for my home computer and it's hard finding images that aren't pixelated at that resolution. But this computer is work only and I rarely am looking at the desktop anyway. But I'd really like to change the image if possible!


Zimu, can you post just the outline of his head for other people to use?
 

zimu

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: zimu
fair enough. some people just like things the way they are :)

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I use 1600x1200 for my home computer and it's hard finding images that aren't pixelated at that resolution. But this computer is work only and I rarely am looking at the desktop anyway. But I'd really like to change the image if possible!


Zimu, can you post just the outline of his head for other people to use?

HERE
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Someone could always use this and throw the boss's head on the front of it... I dunno. I don't have PS installed right now so I'm not going to bother.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Someone could always use this and throw the boss's head on the front of it... I dunno. I don't have PS installed right now so I'm not going to bother.

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I have a spider pic already, that's not the issue