fun with a telemarketer

[kermalou]

i don't usually pick up the phone in my office, but no one did so i picked it up on speakerphone and on the other end was a telemarketer here is the conversation:

Me: Accounting office
Tele: Yes, hello can i speak to the person in charge of buying paper supplies.
Me: We dont have any paper here, we are a paperless office.
Tele: No, I didn't ask if you had any paper, I want to know if you need any paper.
Me: Sorry, we don't use any paper in this office, we don't believe in paper.
Tele: Wow, that's amazing. Would you like any pens.
Me: sorry, we don't use pens either. No pens and no paper, completely paperless.
Tele: Then what do you use?
Me: only computers.
Tele: Thank you sir.

I have never had a bigger laugh than that. The person who shares a room with me was just cracing up whileI was on the phone with this guy.

 

[thawolfman]

bahahahahaha

 

[LordMaul]

 

[DaiShan]

ROFLOL!

 

[TallBill]

wo what about paperclips then?

 

[dude]

White out?

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: dude
White out?

Only for the blondes working with word processors on their machines.

 

[ElFenix]

i use paper here all the time...

i've got 2 reams holding up my monitor

 

[Morella]

I wouldn't want to use the restroom in one of these "paperless" offices.

 

[ProviaFan]

ROFL

 

[Mong]

The few times I get those calls at home I start asking them if they have seen any new movies or read any new books. If that don't work I ask what they are wearing and say they sound "hot". I don't care if it's a man or woman, if they bother me at home the ball is in my court so I do what I want.

 

[Jarwa]

LMAO