Fun times at Fresh Fields

91TTZ

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So I go to Fresh Fields yesterday to pick up some groceries. For those that don't know, Fresh Fields is an "alternative" supermarket, stocked with organic/herbal/vegetarian/green products. It actually does have some good products in there that you wouldn't find anywhere else.

But it's the people there that amuse me. As I park in the parking lot, I pull in between cars plastered with bumper stickers with slogans like "Impeach Bush", "Greenpeace", "Hug the Earth", or "Visualise World Peace". A good percentage also have rainbow stickers on them. Strangely, it's usually cars like late 70's/early 80's Volvos that have the most environmentalist stickers on them. A bit ironic that an environmentalist would pic an old gas-guzzling car whose exhaust emissions are like that of a 1900's steel mill. I walk into the store and you have your usual assortment of out-in-space alternative lifestyle people who seemingly never wash or brush their hair. You also find people that you'd see in political blogs, with pink shirts, porkchop sideburns, and those thick-rimmed black glasses from Half Life. You have your usual selection of gay guys and lesbians there, in their own little world. You get the picture, it's a liberal stronghold.

I go to get meat and they do have meat there, next to their gigantic selection of tofu. As usual, the strangest people in the place are in the tofu section, picking out tofurkey, tofuhambuger, or any other type of tofu flavored like meat, which they despise. The people next to me seemed a bit disturbed that while they're "saving the animals" by buying tofu, they have me next to them who is buying a ton of chicken. I go to the checkout line and there's your typical college girl, attractive but pierced all over, probably a man-hater.

All in all it's a pretty fun experience.
 

BMdoobieW

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Nice story. Please go back regularly and report anything else cool/funny/sad that you see.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
So I go to Fresh Fields yesterday to pick up some groceries. For those that don't know, Fresh Fields is an "alternative" supermarket, stocked with organic/herbal/vegetarian/green products. It actually does have some good products in there that you wouldn't find anywhere else.

But it's the people there that amuse me. As I park in the parking lot, I pull in between cars plastered with bumper stickers with slogans like "Impeach Bush", "Greenpeace", "Hug the Earth", or "Visualise World Peace". A good percentage also have rainbow stickers on them. Strangely, it's usually cars like late 70's/early 80's Volvos that have the most environmentalist stickers on them. A bit ironic that an environmentalist would pic an old gas-guzzling car whose exhaust emissions are like that of a 1900's steel mill. I walk into the store and you have your usual assortment of out-in-space alternative lifestyle people who seemingly never wash or brush their hair. You also find people that you'd see in political blogs, with pink shirts, porkchop sideburns, and those thick-rimmed black glasses from Half Life. You have your usual selection of gay guys and lesbians there, in their own little world. You get the picture, it's a liberal stronghold.

I go to get meat and they do have meat there, next to their gigantic selection of tofu. As usual, the strangest people in the place are in the tofu section, picking out tofurkey, tofuhambuger, or any other type of tofu flavored like meat, which they despise. The people next to me seemed a bit disturbed that while they're "saving the animals" by buying tofu, they have me next to them who is buying a ton of chicken. I go to the checkout line and there's your typical college girl, attractive but pierced all over, probably a man-hater.

All in all it's a pretty fun experience.
Interesting post:roll:
 

sygyzy

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I think it's funny how you perceieve people. Maybe that's really how it is in your area. I live in a very health conscious town and we have a few of those so-called hippie supermarkets. They are called Trader Joe's and Lazy Acres. Like you said, they have all sorts of good stuff that you can't find elsewhere. Who shops there? Democrats, Republicans (after all, organic is NOT cheap), whites, minorities, and my favorite - hot college girls.

You should stop shopping there. Seriously.
 

Tommunist

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Originally posted by: sygyzy
I think it's funny how you perceieve people. Maybe that's really how it is in your area. I live in a very health conscious town and we have a few of those so-called hippie supermarkets. They are called Trader Joe's and Lazy Acres. Like you said, they have all sorts of good stuff that you can't find elsewhere. Who shops there? Democrats, Republicans (after all, organic is NOT cheap), whites, minorities, and my favorite - hot college girls.

You should stop shopping there. Seriously.

some of the items in these stores are healthy - other items are not. it's a bunch of BS. the stores have their uses for select items that possibly can't be bought elsewhere but anyone who buys the majority of their food from a chain store like this is getting scammed not just on the price but also on the health issue.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Tommunist
Originally posted by: sygyzy
I think it's funny how you perceieve people. Maybe that's really how it is in your area. I live in a very health conscious town and we have a few of those so-called hippie supermarkets. They are called Trader Joe's and Lazy Acres. Like you said, they have all sorts of good stuff that you can't find elsewhere. Who shops there? Democrats, Republicans (after all, organic is NOT cheap), whites, minorities, and my favorite - hot college girls.

You should stop shopping there. Seriously.

some of the items in these stores is healthy - other items are not. it's a bunch of BS. the stores have their uses for select items that possibly can't be bought elsewhere but anyone who buys the majority of their food from a chain store like this is getting scammed not just on the price but also on the health issue.


Agreed.
 

LS20

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wow, you were able to break into the staunch stronghold of sub-human liberals with their out of the earth peace and nature loving ways

wait 5 minutes, ill bake you some cookies and give you a congressional medal of honor
 

sygyzy

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Oct 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: Tommunist
Originally posted by: sygyzy
I think it's funny how you perceieve people. Maybe that's really how it is in your area. I live in a very health conscious town and we have a few of those so-called hippie supermarkets. They are called Trader Joe's and Lazy Acres. Like you said, they have all sorts of good stuff that you can't find elsewhere. Who shops there? Democrats, Republicans (after all, organic is NOT cheap), whites, minorities, and my favorite - hot college girls.

You should stop shopping there. Seriously.

some of the items in these stores are healthy - other items are not. it's a bunch of BS. the stores have their uses for select items that possibly can't be bought elsewhere but anyone who buys the majority of their food from a chain store like this is getting scammed not just on the price but also on the health issue.

Where is the scam here? What's with the uncessary flag waiving? I am not one of those vegetarian tree-hugging hippies. Neither are most of my friends that shop there. They have nice quality foods that are affordable. For example, they have Ninman Ranch bacon which I really like. Ninman Ranch produces lots of quality meats (for example, Chipotle is trying to be a high-end burrito joint and they use Ninman meats). I have only seen it at Trader Joe's. I don't shop at these places because I buy into any health B.S. It's because they offer the foods I like. So if you don't like indie (health) stores and you don't like chain stores, where do you shop? Do you grow your own food?