Fun Parler read

[Fanatical Meat]

/Rest of the world raises an eyebrow in their general direction.

"Yes, we know."

my favorite was Parler notifying its users that excessive posts of excrement pictures would be removed.
Yup sounds like an awesome place.

I wish the internet gods could ban all shit posters to Parler like how these guys banned all cheaters to a server running no anti cheat software.

However, instead of banning players from Titanfall entirely for cheating, Respawn has chosen to build an oubliette, saying in an announcement:

Great news: you get to keep playing Titanfall! Less-great news: you only get to play with other cheaters. You can play with other banned players in something that will resemble the Wimbledon of aimbot contests. Hopefully the aimbot cheat you paid for really is the best, or these all-cheater matches could be frustrating for you. Good luck.

Titanfall's Anti-Cheat System Activates, Is Beautiful And Hilarious

Respawn Entertainment, the developer of Titanfall, has activated the anti-cheat countermeasures for their online-only multiplayer game, and have done so in a way that matches the punishment to the crime.

www.forbes.com

How great would it be if all shit posters were only allowed to post on a site that contained shit posters with no rules.

 

[evident]

The part where Russian hackers fed US Conservatives their own fever dreams back to them, interpreted though the Kremlin.

A. Information You Provide to Us.
Registration and Profile Information. When you sign up for an account, we may collect
information such as your name, email address, username, and profile photo.
Influencer Network Information. If you choose to join our influencer network, we may ask for
information that can be used to verify your identity, such as a copy of your government-issued
photo identification, and information that can be used to facilitate the redemption of virtual
items or payments, such as your Social Security number (SSN) or your tax identification number.

We delete your government-issued photo identification information when it is no longer
necessary to verify your identity.

User Content. We collect any information you choose to provide on our Services, such as posts,
photos, videos, gifs, comments, votes, and echoes.

LOL fucking morons


So yes.... Many Parler members SS numbers and IDs probably compromised if they chose to join the 'Influencer Network'.

 

[hal2kilo]

LOL fucking morons


So yes.... Many Parler members SS numbers and IDs probably compromised if they chose to join the 'Influencer Network'.

Man, in some states, voting is easier.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Nope too much thinking involved. This is what I saw (as a meme search)
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I can teach you how to think like a deplorable if you’d like.

Lobotomies are not reversible!

 

[slackerinabox]

Volunteering for the ATOT e-prank team. I think I'd be a good catfisher, my wife could help for authenticity and i can send my 6 year old's skid marked (she's trying!) underwear for $50 a piece... PROFIT!

 

[ch33zw1z]

It took, like, no time for that site to be hacked lol, twice!

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Apparently it was all fake-news, whoduhthunkit?

Parler Hack Claims Are Fake, CEO Says: 'They Are Just Obsessed With Us'

Sounds more probable that people are getting butt-hurt about its success and wants to attempt to scare people away.

 

[cytg111]

Sounds more probable that people are getting butt-hurt about its success and wants to attempt to scare people away.

Yet, you are still here .

 

[fskimospy]

Apparently it was all fake-news, whoduhthunkit?

Parler Hack Claims Are Fake, CEO Says: 'They Are Just Obsessed With Us'

Sounds more probable that people are getting butt-hurt about its success and wants to attempt to scare people away.

I would love to know who you think those people are, specifically. Lol.

 

[Lanyap]

Antifa.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Apparently it was all fake-news, whoduhthunkit?

Parler Hack Claims Are Fake, CEO Says: 'They Are Just Obsessed With Us'

Sounds more probable that people are getting butt-hurt about its success and wants to attempt to scare people away.

Sign up and have at it then!

 

[darkswordsman17]

Well certainly if there's someone you can trust about being hacked or not it'd be a social media company literally built upon harvesting user data to manipulate people. Companies take the complete opposite approach of individuals, which is to say they'll try to hide being hacked until its so impossible to that its a legal matter (with individuals using any random dumb thing they post as an excuse to claim they were hacked).

 

[HomerJS]

Apparently it was all fake-news, whoduhthunkit?

Parler Hack Claims Are Fake, CEO Says: 'They Are Just Obsessed With Us'

Sounds more probable that people are getting butt-hurt about its success and wants to attempt to scare people away.

What success, they just started. Geez, your unfounded right wing ass kissing knows no bounds. At least try to make it based in some sort of reality.

 

[ch33zw1z]

What success, they just started. Geez, your unfounded right wing ass kissing knows no bounds. At least try to make it based in some sort of reality.

Lol, furnish your SSN and get your SM skull candy. Nothing to worry about there.

 

[K1052]

Sounds more probable that people are getting butt-hurt about its success and wants to attempt to scare people away.

A Parler membership is the sheer embodiment of butt hurt.