Full of Bull

[Ausm]

Full of Bull?.



A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should make a full recovery.

 

[Encryptic]

LOL...

8/10.

 

[leftyman]

:thumbsup:

 

[oddyager]

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[imported_Cameron]

Originally posted by: leftyman
:thumbsup:

:laugh:

 

[Powermoloch]

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

That's a rip off of the story that coined the term "The Coolidge Effect."

The story goes that President and Mrs Coolidge were visiting a government farm in Kentucky one day and after arrival were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to ask her guide how often the rooster could be expected to perform his duty. 'Dozens of times a day' was her guide's reply. She was most impressed by this and said, 'Please tell that to the President.' When the President was duly informed of the rooster's performance he was initially dumbfounded. Then a thought occurred to him. 'Was this with the same hen each time?' he inquired. 'Oh no, Mr President, a different one each time' was his host's reply. The President nodded slowly, smiled and said, ''Tell that to Mrs Coolidge!'

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: leftyman
:thumbsup:

 

[Leper Messiah]

lawl

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: leftyman
:thumbsup:

:laugh:

:laugh:

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: leftyman
:thumbsup:

:laugh:

:laugh:

 

[scorpmatt]

oldie but a goodie

 

[Fritzo]

A joke should end with the punchline.

 

[Buck Naked]

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: leftyman
:thumbsup:

:laugh:

:laugh:

:beer::beer:

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Ausm
Full of Bull?.



A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should make a full recovery.

Isn't that line part of that other joke where the wife wants something that goes from 0-200 in under 6 seconds and the husband gets her a scale?

 

[jadinolf]

snicker

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Meh, the ending was a bit weak.

2/10

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: oddyager
:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[scarpent]

One little ha.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Ausm
Full of Bull?.



A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should make a full recovery.

Isn't that line part of that other joke where the wife wants something that goes from 0-200 in under 6 seconds and the husband gets her a scale?

ahahahah that's awesome too!

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: Buck Naked

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: leftyman
:thumbsup:

:laugh:

:laugh:

:beer::beer:

 

[Xylitol]

I dont get it

 

[Cooler]

good one.

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I dont get it

he called his wife a cow and she beat the **** out of him.

 

[Mucho]