FSCK ME SANTA! FSCK ME SANTA! FSCK ME SANTA!

[UNCjigga]

This movie has made "Gilmore Girls" much more enjoyable.

<-- spanks his bad self

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Siva
What is that?
Its a pickle, I carved it.
Why's it brown?
That's my blood.

That kid was just sad, wasn't he?

Someone needs to make an OWNED pic showing him with his 3 foot wedgy.

 

[kage69]

This movie has made "Gilmore Girls" much more enjoyable.

Damn straight.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
I've always meant to see this movie... after these comments I'll have to.

-geoff

Ditto.

 

[geecee]

Really disturbing film. Hysterical, but disturbing nonetheless. 😀

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Siva
What is that?
Its a pickle, I carved it.
Why's it brown?
That's my blood.

That kid was just sad, wasn't he?

Someone needs to make an OWNED pic showing him with his 3 foot wedgy.

pwned w/wedgie

 

[jst0ney]

that movie was great

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Siva
What is that?
Its a pickle, I carved it.
Why's it brown?
That's my blood.

That kid was just sad, wasn't he?

Someone needs to make an OWNED pic showing him with his 3 foot wedgy.

pwned w/wedgie

:thumbsup:😀

 

[MrDingleDangle]

best dialouge from the movie

Willie: Oh, sh*t. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your f***ing head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you f**king with me?

 

[Amused]

😛

 

[chuckywang]

hahaha, this thread made me laugh. (post number 2000)

 

[DougK62]

One of the funniest lines ever in a movie when the little dude says to Santa "You PROBABLY shouldn't be digging in your ass like that."

I've never laughed so hard.

 

[BDawg]

Thurman Murman

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
hahaha, this thread made me laugh. (post number 2000)

One more post and your title will change.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Amused
I love this movie 😀

hahaha, saw it yesterday... oh wait it was this morning at 2.30AM.

 

[Modeps]

Any movie that opens with a midget hiding in a snowman outfit while the mall closes, then slides headfirst down the space between escalators is good in my book.

 

[Danman]

Well, wish in one hand and sh!t in the other. See which one fills up first. 😀

 

[ShOcKwAvE827]

funny movie

Kid: Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?
Willie: No, thank the fvck Christ.
Kid: What about the elves?
Willie: Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa. I get them on the weekends.

Willie: You can't drink worth sh!t.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you d!ck!

 

[xXped0thugXx]

haha great movie "i would have killed myself a long time ago, in fact i still might"

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: ShOcKwAvE827
funny movie

Kid: Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?
Willie: No, thank the fvck Christ.
Kid: What about the elves?
Willie: Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa. I get them on the weekends.

Willie: You can't drink worth sh!t.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you d!ck!

LMAO

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Love that movie.

hehe! 😀

Hell, I may go and watch it on "On Demand" right now. Oh, and the unrated version is better! 😉

 

[0roo0roo]

i have badder santa🙂

 

[PoPPeR]

what does badder santa offer?

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
what does badder santa offer?

p0rn! :Q

 

[0roo0roo]

its uncut of course🙂