New Element Discovered . . . . Administratium
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.
A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not
decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You
will know it when you see it.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.
A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not
decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You
will know it when you see it.
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