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Fruits that remind you of sex

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StormRider

Diamond Member
With all this talk about virginity and sex, it made me think about how lots of fruits remind you of sex.

For example, a peach reminds me of a woman's beautiful and sexy butt.

An open fig or strawberry reminds me of an engorged woman's woo-woo as she eagerly awaits me.

Any others?
 


<< An open fig or strawberry reminds me of an engorged woman's woo-woo as she eagerly awaits me. >>



dude.. you shoulda been a poet.
rolleye.gif
 


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<< Go outside. Now. >>

Just to make sure to avoid the produce aisle at your grocery store 😀 >>



And small children with popsicles
 


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<< Go outside.




Now. >>



Just to make sure to avoid the produce aisle at your grocery store 😀 >>




Actually Rossman I think any body who lives within a 50 mile radius of this guy might be best advised to avoid the produce aisle and get their fruits and veggies delivered fed ex!
 


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<<

<< Go outside. Now. >>

Just to make sure to avoid the produce aisle at your grocery store 😀 >>



And small children with popsicles >>



and banana trees with small monkeys ... oh nevermind
 


<<

<<

<< Go outside.




Now. >>



Just to make sure to avoid the produce aisle at your grocery store 😀 >>




Actually Rossman I think any body who lives within a 50 mile radius of this guy might be best advised to avoid the produce aisle and get their fruits and veggies delivered fed ex! >>



ROTFLMAO That's just plain wrong! First insecticide now they'll have to spray produce with spermicide.
 
CODE 5J CODE 5J

Geekness measure for StormRider is at 120%

Initiating emergency plan

*rolls computer chair outside*

Geekness now normal at 50%
 


<<

<<

<<

<< Go outside.




Now. >>



Just to make sure to avoid the produce aisle at your grocery store 😀 >>




Actually Rossman I think any body who lives within a 50 mile radius of this guy might be best advised to avoid the produce aisle and get their fruits and veggies delivered fed ex! >>



ROTFLMAO That's just plain wrong! First insecticide now they'll have to spray produce with spermicide. >>




LOL, what's even more "wrong" is that there's no profile for this guy... he could live ANYWHERE !!!!! :Q
 


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<< An open fig or strawberry reminds me of an engorged woman's woo-woo as she eagerly awaits me. >>



dude.. you shoulda been a poet.
rolleye.gif
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hahaha so good
 
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