frozen soda can explodes and shreds kid's face

[Baked]

you pour the soda over ice in a cup. win.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

They're not as industrialized. Many of their people will never have a canned soda pop.

That would be incorrect. They may not have electricity, indoor plumbing or, adequate healthcare but, I guarantee anyone within a hundred miles of a coast has had canned soda and beer.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

In America there would be a lawsuit for millions.

 

[Baked]

In America there would be a lawsuit for millions.

It pays to be stupid in this country.

 

[shortylickens]

It pays to be stupid in this country.

And if you're smart & hardworking, you get protesters and extra taxes.

 

[Gothgar]

Do you know how I got these scars?

 

[Colt45]

And if you're smart & hardworking, you get protesters and extra taxes.

heavy trolling detected

 

[BudAshes]

Do you know how I got these scars?

The joker isn't really funny any more after that maniac shot up the theater in colorado.

 

[Puppies04]

Improvised Cola Device? ICD?

Improvised Explosive Drink? IED?