Frozen beer sucks.

KK

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So around 9 I decide I need a beer. Beer's been in the garage just in the carton, so I decide to speed up the chill process, I'll put one in the freezer in the ice bucket. Hour and a half later, I pull it out, and twist the cap off. Damn ice starts spewing out. Can't stick the bottle in the microwave as it's a long neck and won't fit. Now I'm stuck with a damn beer icee. I don't know whats worse, this or drinking straight beer foam.

KK
 

Fausto

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Better bet: place beers in ice/water/salt mixture. Stir for a few minutes. Chills the beer pretty quickly.
 

CT2TXtech

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i just bought some St Pauli Girl last nite. Come on over and have a cold one. I know where you are coming from, happened to me a few times. Its sucks
 

vi edit

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Mmmmm...beer slushie. Just think of it as cold oatmeal. :p

 

RU482

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I remember that cold November day back in 1992. I went out to the trunk of my car after a wild night of partying, only to find half a case of Bud bottles frozen, shattered, and then melted all over the trunk of my car. I never did get that smell out of the car.
 

DaviDaVinci

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Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: KK
So around 9 I decide I need a beer.

we found the source of our problem.

it's called ALCOHOLISM.

seek help :p

The AA meeting is at my Qwiky Mart this morning. I already had a dozen people come before 9am to pick up their 'prescriptions'. If you hurry you can make the Lunch meeting ;)