omfg good read. had me laughing at first... the problem is that now I have a charlie horse in my dick
Do you feel a burning sensation immediately afterwards?
But it hurts so good, baby.Do you feel a burning sensation immediately afterwards?
That thing sure is shiny, you must've been polishing it pretty hard.Whatever do you mean?
That thing sure is shiny, you must've been polishing it pretty hard.
Oh, and I suddenly hate microcontrollers.
An ORgasm is fine, but what happens with an XORgasm?
So why isn't it normally called that?An XORgasm is when only one of the partners experiences an orgasm.