<< Somebody already asked this, but I'll ask again: Are you a professional writer? >>
If, by "professional writer," you mean someone who has published stuff for pay, then the answer is "yes."
If, by "professional writer," you mean someone whose sole source of income is writing, the answer is "no."
If, by "professional writer," you mean a wacko nitwit who uses non sequiturs, the answer is "fuzzy toad."