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Lifer
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In short order, my right boob began creeping toward my navel, and when I applied the famous "pencil test," it could hold a pencil, a small stapler, and a Logitech Optical Mouse.

LOL, nice visual there. :D Welcome back, its good to see you posting again!
 

Antoneo

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Wow, great post but I am curious to know if writing is a profession of yours?... and Welcome Back!
 

BettyBoop

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Dear WW,

Bet you didn't think anybody would save this link that you posted last year after adopting those adorable little kitties (how are those little guys anyway?)

Aha. There in the photo is proof positive that your thighs are in damn good shape for an antique personage like yourself. That carpet, though-- that carpet in the pic is really nasty. Maybe you can foist it off on Anna Kournikova?

(j/k)

love ya babe!
BB
 

WombatWoman

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UPDATE: The situation has gotten really, really serious.

Today I found this on the Web.

I can guess which body part they will pilfer next...

Sigh. My love life is kaput.

[Note to BettyB: Yeah, I know, but at least the carpet matches the drapes.]
 

Geekbabe

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www.theshoppinqueen.com


<< Dear WW,

Bet you didn't think anybody would save this link that you posted last year after adopting those adorable little kitties (how are those little guys anyway?)

Aha. There in the photo is proof positive that your thighs are in damn good shape for an antique personage like yourself. That carpet, though-- that carpet in the pic is really nasty. Maybe you can foist it off on Anna Kournikova?

(j/k)

love ya babe!
BB
>>




Hey, big props to antique folks !!!!! it's great to see WW posting and in fine form :)
 

bizmark

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Feb 4, 2002
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Good story. Would say that it's nice to see you back, but... I haven't been around that long.

Cute kittens and not a bad thigh too :D

Somebody already asked this, but I'll ask again: Are you a professional writer?
 

Harvey

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WW -- Always good to see your bytes, especially with the humor flags flying. :D
 

WombatWoman

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<< Somebody already asked this, but I'll ask again: Are you a professional writer? >>

If, by "professional writer," you mean someone who has published stuff for pay, then the answer is "yes."

If, by "professional writer," you mean someone whose sole source of income is writing, the answer is "no."

If, by "professional writer," you mean a wacko nitwit who uses non sequiturs, the answer is "fuzzy toad."
 

signalman

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Reading your AnandTech Gossip Gazette in other thread got me looking around for more funny stuff from WW, there is so much.

Thanks "Mom" and may God bless.

:)