Friends with benefits

lightweight

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What do you think about friends with benefits? Is this something that is OK to do, or something that you try to avoid all together? I used to be super-against it, and would even tell people that I don't do that stuff, but I've been finding that it's something that happens all too frequently now for me. Last night for example, I could have avoided it, and said no 100 times, but it just happened. I feel (deservedly) hypocritical for talking about not doing it before, and now justifying obscure reasons to myself why it's okay to do it now. After something like this happens, I really do feel bad about it.. especially right in the morning and most times I end up apologizing. Is this something normal, do any of you know what I'm talking about? I think that if I had a girlfriend that this situation would just naturally resolve itself.. because I have a certain moral conviction that would prevent me from cheating, and it would be exclusive. What do you think about friends with benefits?
 

gigapet

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sounds to me like your growing up man! congrats! your gonna be a man soon!

you are finally realizing that sex is ok! even if its casual!

Do not appologize for it in the morning, you only gave her what she wanted.

Fvckbuddies and friends w/benefits are wonderful....just dont mix up lust for love.


play on playa
 

Eli

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It's not really something that I could ever do... I'd get too attached.
 

nageov3t

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it's nice in theory, but it never works out.

edit: unless you're talking about two guys.
 

Aharami

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never had one. so cant really comment. hooked up with a friend once...things went downhill after that. things got weird

IMO...being friends with some for a long time...then starting to hook up, wont work out

starting to hook and that leading to a friendship....that might work out as a friends with benefits
 

gigapet

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dont for get this



This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2004, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh1t to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" sh1t - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fvck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

22. No second phone calls, if you don't pick up the first time, then you get moved to the end of the list.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

sixone

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Depends on whether you want to be tied to your friend for life - via Junior. Is she someone who will work with you on physical custody, child support, etc?
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: sixone
Depends on whether you want to be tied to your friend for life - via Junior. Is she someone who will work with you on physical custory, child support, etc?

are you amish? we have contraceptives now.
 

sixone

Lifer
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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: sixone
Depends on whether you want to be tied to your friend for life - via Junior. Is she someone who will work with you on physical custory, child support, etc?

are you amish? we have contraceptives now.

Are you stupid? You think they work all the time?
 

lightweight

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Originally posted by: ming2020
Perhaps try for an encore the morning after instead of apologising.

It's really not something that I stay over for. I just went over, talked a while and messed around. I have no intention of getting into a relationship with her. It wasn't even full out hardcore stuff.
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: sixone
Depends on whether you want to be tied to your friend for life - via Junior. Is she someone who will work with you on physical custory, child support, etc?

are you amish? we have contraceptives now.
We also have STDs and broken condoms from being "well endowed"... Contraceptives are only preventative....

Remember.....I'm Chuckles the Abstinent Clown. I'm happy because I'm free from S...T...D's!!!!!
 

gigapet

Lifer
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Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: sixone
Depends on whether you want to be tied to your friend for life - via Junior. Is she someone who will work with you on physical custory, child support, etc?

are you amish? we have contraceptives now.

Are you stupid? You think they work all the time?

if used properly they are over 95% effective. Most chicks that are sexually active are on the pill anyways.

 

lightweight

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gigapet, that contract is pretty good, I should print that out. Reminds me of the love contract, from Chapelle Show.
 

gigapet

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: sixone
Depends on whether you want to be tied to your friend for life - via Junior. Is she someone who will work with you on physical custory, child support, etc?

are you amish? we have contraceptives now.
We also have STDs and broken condoms from being "well endowed"... Contraceptives are only preventative....

Remember.....I'm Chuckles the Abstinent Clown. I'm happy because I'm free from S...T...D's!!!!!

thats why god invented planned parenthood clinics for getting tested and magnums for big peens