Friend's EX Girlfriend Drafts him into marriage

[Alkesh]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: Alkesh
So my friend broke up with this girl a year ago for cheating. Now she wants to get married, against his will if possible.

What should he do?

EDIT:
Her exact words to me were " whether he likes it or not"
Her exact words to him were "stop wasting time and realize I'm as good as it gets before you realize it at 87"

you can't be this stupid...seriously.....you can't be....he alkesh you're giving me your money whether you like it or not...are you going to do it?

If you looked crazy I just might.

 

[DAGTA]

Wait... so this ISN'T a parody thread?

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
So my friend broke up with this girl a year ago for cheating. Now she wants to get married, against his will if possible.

What should he do?

EDIT:
Her exact words to me were " whether he likes it or not"
Her exact words to him were "stop wasting time and realize I'm as good as it gets before you realize it at 87"

1: Where are the pics?

2: She's not as good as it gets if she got caught cheating. There are better people than her.

3: Tell her she's not getting married "whether she likes it or not"

 

[Cooler]

I dont think its a parody Thread

and please let my poor router rest in peace I had it for 5 years. I gess it was god's way of saying it had to go.

 

[snowgirl]

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: dolph
how does one force someone else to marry her against his will?

We don't know but I think she's a bit crazy so...

agreed... why would he still be with her... i thought they broke up??

 

[Alkesh]

Originally posted by: snowgirl

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: dolph
how does one force someone else to marry her against his will?

We don't know but I think she's a bit crazy so...

agreed... why would he still be with her... i thought they broke up??

they still talk

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: snowgirl

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: dolph
how does one force someone else to marry her against his will?

We don't know but I think she's a bit crazy so...

agreed... why would he still be with her... i thought they broke up??

they still talk

Well that was his first mistake.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: snowgirl

Originally posted by: Alkesh

Originally posted by: dolph
how does one force someone else to marry her against his will?

We don't know but I think she's a bit crazy so...

agreed... why would he still be with her... i thought they broke up??

they still talk

As friends.

 

[PhlashFoto]

once a ho always a ho.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
So my friend broke up with this girl a year ago for cheating. Now she wants to get married, against his will if possible.

What should he do?

EDIT:
Her exact words to me were " whether he likes it or not"
Her exact words to him were "stop wasting time and realize I'm as good as it gets before you realize it at 87"

Tell him to ignore her. Eventually she will find someone else and go away. Usually it is really easy for women to find someone else.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
So my friend broke up with this girl a year ago for cheating. Now she wants to get married, against his will if possible.

What should he do?

EDIT:
Her exact words to me were " whether he likes it or not"
Her exact words to him were "stop wasting time and realize I'm as good as it gets before you realize it at 87"

So, is she taking him as a first, second, or third round draft pick? Also, does she know that even if she drafts him, he can hold out for more money and poon? Or even for an ITB clause in his contract?

 

[loic2003]

You guys are all tards. This is a blatant 'shens' thread and you've all fallen right into it.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: Eli
LOL...

How could someone force you to get married against your will?....

Saudi Arabia

/question answered

Incorrect Answer. Correct answer is India.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
So my friend broke up with this girl a year ago for cheating. Now she wants to get married, against his will if possible.

What should he do?

EDIT:
Her exact words to me were " whether he likes it or not"
Her exact words to him were "stop wasting time and realize I'm as good as it gets before you realize it at 87"

last I checked it does take 2 consenting people to marry... that is unless its an arranged marriage....

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Alkesh
So my friend broke up with this girl a year ago for cheating. Now she wants to get married, against his will if possible.

What should he do?

Smack her and tell her to fvk off.

Damn right.

 

[Tbirdkid]

do her and at the same time tell her that her mom was just as good if not better. something along the lines of letting her toss your salad right after taking a huge taco bell sh1t would do the trick too.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: loic2003
You guys are all tards. This is a blatant 'shens' thread and you've all fallen right into it.

I assure you, this is not shens.

 

[Toasthead]

umm he can say no?

 

[Doboji]

pics...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
Keep in mind she's been dumped twice for cheating and that she sees nothing wrong with cheating.

So it's cool if he cheats too, then?

 

[Pocahontas]

Run, run fast and don't look back.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You're kidding right?

 

[Aharami]

ask for ur friend's man card

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: dolph
how does one force someone else to marry her against his will?

threaten to break his router :laugh:

oh man that was hilarious!!!