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Friend needs ideas to pop the big question

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davew0670

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friend is about to ask his girl to marry him. He is looking for some ideas on exactly how to do this. Please at least give me 10% decent answers. I've already told him to tie the ring to his nut hairs and let her go get it.
 
Originally posted by: bobalong
I think you are clutching your straws a bit too much asking for 10% decent answers on OT.

I would say possibly 5-7%
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I know. I figured it wouldnt hurt to ask.

 
this is actually a repost and IIRC there were actually some creative suggestions in the past thread(s). its worth a search i would say
 
Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
this is actually a repost and IIRC there were actually some creative suggestions in the past thread(s). its worth a search i would say
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hmmm I didnt think about that. I figured no one else was stupid enough to ask that here.

😱
 
As long as you have told him more than 10 times not to do it I will give you a suggestion.

During thanksgiving make sure to save the wishbone. Have him and his g/f break it. If he gets the bigger piece he can say something like, "the only thing I could ever wish for would be your hand in marriage, yadda yadda sappity crappity." If she wins then he can ask what she wanted. If she wont tell he can say something like, "could it be some thing small and shinny?" and then proceed to get on his knees and attempt to ruin the rest of his life.
 
"I've decided I never want to have sex again, and wouldn't mind seeing you 30 pounds heavier too. Let's get married."
 
I took my wife up to the top of Annapolis Rocks (a mountian in MD) and got ahead of her on the trail. When she reached the top, the view she saw was me on one knee and the valley below behind me. Since we were both outdoor buffs, this was perfect. We need to know more about what they both like to tailor the proposal to them.
 
Originally posted by: azazyel
As long as you have told him more than 10 times not to do it I will give you a suggestion.

During thanksgiving make sure to save the wishbone. Have him and his g/f break it. If he gets the bigger piece he can say something like, "the only thing I could ever wish for would be your hand in marriage, yadda yadda sappity crappity." If she wins then he can ask what she wanted. If she wont tell he can say something like, "could it be some thing small and shinny?" and then proceed to get on his knees and attempt to ruin the rest of his life.
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OMG that was lame. 😛
 
It's obvious, they need to go on the Universal Studios "Jaws" ride and he should ask her when Jaws pops out of the water... duh~

Seriously, he's about to make the worst mistake of his life 🙁 Do everything in your power to talk him out of it.
 
Have him tie it into Christmas... That way,
1. He avoids buying other Christmas gifts for her - saves money
2. He will be able to remember the anniversary of the date he proposed easier. (it's apparently important)
 
Have him set up a photo session with a professional photographer (hopefully one he knows already) so that he and his girl can get their photos taken. But when scheduling this, talk to the photographer and tell him that while they are getting pictures he is going to propose and that the photographer should continue taking pictures. How many people have pictures of the whole before-during-and-after of the proposal?? Very romantic and sweet and pictures you will cherish forever.

(My cousin did this).
 
Originally posted by: lancestorm
Have him set up a photo session with a professional photographer (hopefully one he knows already) so that he and his girl can get their photos taken. But when scheduling this, talk to the photographer and tell him that while they are getting pictures he is going to propose and that the photographer should continue taking pictures. How many people have pictures of the whole before-during-and-after of the proposal?? Very romantic and sweet and pictures you will cherish forever.

(My cousin did this).
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Until she says no of course.
 
who was the guy who did the marriage proposal case mod (white case, frilly doilies and a bride and groom barbie doll behind the window, etc etc)
 
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: lancestorm
Have him set up a photo session with a professional photographer (hopefully one he knows already) so that he and his girl can get their photos taken. But when scheduling this, talk to the photographer and tell him that while they are getting pictures he is going to propose and that the photographer should continue taking pictures. How many people have pictures of the whole before-during-and-after of the proposal?? Very romantic and sweet and pictures you will cherish forever.

(My cousin did this).
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Until she says no of course.
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I was figuring on a "yes" of course. Sounds like it's hook-line-and-sinker from what I read of OP's post. Somebody's sinking alright... 😉
 
Get her drunk until she passes out. Lube up the ring container (with a note "will you marry me" in it) and push it up into her rectum. Then when she is sober, she'll poop it out and accept his proposal. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: troytime
who was the guy who did the marriage proposal case mod (white case, frilly doilies and a bride and groom barbie doll behind the window, etc etc)
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A virgin who's likelyhood of reaching consomation are pretty slim?
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: troytime
who was the guy who did the marriage proposal case mod (white case, frilly doilies and a bride and groom barbie doll behind the window, etc etc)
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A virgin who's likelyhood of reaching consomation are pretty slim?
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So it was you?
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Get her drunk until she passes out. Lube up the ring container (with a note "will you marry me" in it) and push it up into her rectum. Then when she is sober, she'll poop it out and accept his proposal. :thumbsup:
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LOL That made me laugh so loud, Everyone is STARRING at me 😀
 
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