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Friend needs help with obsessive ex... *tonight*

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PsychoAndy

Lifer
My buddy Jason has this really obsessive ex named Jen. He broke up with her 2 weeks ago and she's still flirty and in the "relationship status". sorry guys, we wont have pics, but we will by the end of the night. Our current plan to stop her obsessive compulsiveness over jason is to take her out, go party, go all over town, with basically 5 other guys, and act like complete jackasses. We're gonna go out, smoke, drink, act like idiots, curse up a storm, be obsence. We need suggestions of ways on how to get the obsessive ex out of Jason's life. We're planning on doing this TONIGHT. Any suggestions?

And No, we can't send her off to you guys online...UPS charges too much for overnight freight.
 


<< Is Jason one of the 6 guys taking her out? >>



yeah, me, him, and the other guys.

BTW, she keeps calling and is being annoying...kinda not working...
 
you all don't have to be jackasses

just him.... if he is all she obsesses about that will work

make her hate him.... it will work.. trust me (been there...done that)

EDIT: Oh... and DON'T GIVE UP.... keep it up and NEVER CAVE IN
 


<< Why doesn't anybody ever think of being real. >>



Because many times it is harder to face yourself than it is to face others.
 
I dunno dude.. get him to pump gas.. and get him to make her come around and talk to him while hes pumping.. and get him to pour gasoline all over her. And then you should leave her there at the station.

She will not like any of you very much after that. 😎
 
Write a four page diatribe about all his unrelented anger towards her and her loser parents, post it on his online diary, then let a couple dozen of her friends read it... :-D

Worked for me. Now my ex (also named Jen) is nothing but argument fodder.
 
Or even simpler.. Jason could tell her that he doesn't care for her and doesn't want her around because she is obsessive. He could then tell her to stop calling his house.

That would be easier than the whole "gasoline" plan(although it certainly wouldn't be as memorable).
 


<< That would be easier than the whole "gasoline" plan(although it certainly wouldn't be as memorable). >>



Agreed, actually... less liable for legal disputes as well.
 
Why doesn't your friend just tell her to please quit calling? Simple and direct. If that doesn't work, do the gas plan and flick a cigarette butt out the window as you're pulling away. 😉
 


<< Why doesn't your friend just tell her to please quit calling? Simple and direct. If that doesn't work, do the gas plan and flick a cigarette butt out the window as you're pulling away. 😉 >>



I was under the distinct impression you couldn't light gasoline with a cigarette
 
orgy? 😱

err.. uhh... if you can't get rid of a chick.. you are retarded... throw something that sparkles, let her curiosity take over, and when she runs to fetch it, leave... women are ez =)
 
how about emailing her this thread.. when shes sees all these ideas and your comments she'll get the idea i bet....
 


<< how about emailing her this thread.. when shes sees all these ideas and your comments she'll get the idea i bet.... >>

ahahahahaha.... or something shiney
 


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<< Why doesn't your friend just tell her to please quit calling? Simple and direct. If that doesn't work, do the gas plan and flick a cigarette butt out the window as you're pulling away. 😉 >>



I was under the distinct impression you couldn't light gasoline with a cigarette >>

See first line in your sig. Seriously, gasoline is HIGHLY FLAMMABLE. Ever wonder why it says no smoking at the pumps?
 
Why don't you and Jason have gay sex in front of her. That'll get her off his back forever. I promise.🙂
 


<< Why don't you and Jason have gay sex in front of her. That'll get her off his back forever. I promise. 🙂 >>




<< uhmmm....gang bang? >>



Either of these suggestions should be sufficient. 😉
 


<< Why don't you and Jason have gay sex in front of her. That'll get her off his back forever. I promise.🙂 >>



Would the new person on Jason's back be much of a better deal????
 


<< This is the site for him!

Be sure to listen to a few of the voicemails, they are painfully hilarious, or hilariously painful, I'm not sure which one (maybe both 🙂) >>



LOL those are hilarious. I'm gonna save em.

Btw Andy, where were those pics you promised us? 😉
 
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