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Friend is taking a drug test on Friday

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Originally posted by: Wapp
Tell him to drink a bunch of pickle juice the day before the test. Also, the Military Police guys I used to drink said they would bring a little eye dropper with bleach in it and try to get a drop in the piss cup somehow.
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Military police guys you used to drink? You're a sick puppy! :shocked:
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Leave my sexuality and typos out of this.
 
Originally posted by: Wapp
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Originally posted by: Wapp
Tell him to drink a bunch of pickle juice the day before the test. Also, the Military Police guys I used to drink said they would bring a little eye dropper with bleach in it and try to get a drop in the piss cup somehow.
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Military police guys you used to drink? You're a sick puppy! :shocked:
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Leave my sexuality and typos out of this.
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Sorry, but I had the shot, and I took it! 😉

 
Originally posted by: Wapp
Tell him to drink a bunch of pickle juice the day before the test. Also, the Military Police guys I used to drink with said they would bring a little eye dropper with bleach in it and try to get a drop in the piss cup somehow.
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Originally posted by: LoKe
Tell him to take two shots of Vinagar 24 hours before taking the test.
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i'm pretty sure those are myths.
 
Don't think he's going to pass it... but you never know. Might want to get one of those 'clean out' remedies from a smoke/tobacco shop.
 
Best way to go around it is to contaminate the solution..

Grain of salt, drop of bleach, or anything....

If they see that the solution is contaminated, they throw out the sample..

Been there and done that..
 
I was reading Maxim the other day (i forget which issue) and they were talking about drug tests... Nothing (water, vinegar, tea, ect) will work, all it will do is throw off the chemical balance and the anaylists will notice it.. In maxim, they said a company was selling fake d*cks that had a compartment or something for clean piss so you would just whip it out, press something and the clean piss would go into the cup..
 
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: alien42
if he drinks a lot of water before the test he probably will. and yes i am speaking from experience.
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That can also make you very sick.
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Drinking a boatload of water right before the test will have exactly zero (zip, zilch, nada) effect on your test with the possible exception of raising a red flag due to low specific gravity.
This is chiefly so because THC is fat soluble, not water soluble. Therefore to guzzle water before pissing will have no effect.
 
Didn't read the whole thread so dont know if someone said this but:

I thought/hear/read that dope stays in you urine for 30 days and in your hair root longer.
But if I read it it's probably like all anti-drug organizations that feed you BS about weed to stop people from doing drugs of anykind (non-perscription of course).
 
what kind of job is he going for..hopefully nothing where other peoples lives are in danger if he goes to work high


 
No, Marijuanna stays in your body for 30 days from the day that you smoked, ate, or ingested it in your way. In other words, just wish him a GG from me. 😉
 
yea folicle tests can be years (i've heard up to 5).


i voted No then read the part where it said he smoked nearly everyday before that point.
i doubt (slight chance of hope though) that he will pass.

i agree with the others, attempt to contaminate the test, or get one of those things that clear your system. might as well try. especially if its a high-stakes test. what has he got to lose by trying one of those 'system cleaners' ?
 
Originally posted by: Xyclone
No, Marijuanna stays in your body for 30 days from the day that you smoked, ate, or ingested it in your way. In other words, just wish him a GG from me. 😉
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Normal urine positive period is 1-5 days. It can be detected for up to 21 days in chronic users. There are other factors which can make it longer or shorter, but these are standards.
 
If he smoked daily it will take about 6 weeks to get totally clean

The only sure fire way to pass is substitution, but that only works if your not watched while urinating which most times you aren't unless it's a military governed test.

Next best way is dilution, but to make the creatine and ph come out right you have to load up on creatine(health food store) and salt and take something to color the urine (B12)

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I used to be a heavy smoker & it took me over 100 days to test clean... I know because I bought test kits & started testing myself at 60 days... With pot nothing but time will help get it out of your system & by far the most common reason for failing to pass a drug test is underestimating how much time you will need.
 
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